2006-07-06 01:49:25 · 20 answers · asked by jameshughes_atx_02 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-06 19:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, her picture keeps falling off the wall. give us a yo.
2006-07-06 01:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by one_faithful_mo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!
2006-07-06 02:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about daddy? yo daddy's so nasty Pam Anderson actually slept with him. Yo momma's so skinny she choked on a peice of rice.
2006-07-06 01:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so nasty they eat her on Fear Factor.
2006-07-06 02:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by jill k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mamas so fat when she goes to a restaurant they give her a group discount.
Yo mamas so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mamas so short when it rains, she's the last to know.
2006-07-06 03:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by downclipse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always liked this---yo mamas so stupid that when someone said it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
2006-07-06 02:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by smokindoggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I don't have any but these are funny!
Edit: Ok I remembered one... Your momma so short she played wall ball on the curb.
2006-07-06 02:00:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dellian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered!
2006-07-12 12:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow as a tampon
2006-07-06 01:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋