2006-07-06 03:27:33 · 9 answers · asked by frogfrogfrg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if the pope pooped in the woods and the was nobody around to hear it would the wood chuck who chucked wood be catholic
2006-07-06 03:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
Answer: He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
2006-07-06 06:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Alissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He looks at the bartender and says
"I'll take a beer for me and one for the road"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, a classic:
3 guys walked into a bar & the 4th one ducked :)
2006-07-06 04:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by kreale_78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats the maost popular word in skul(i dunt know)bcuz everytym teachers ask student question and all they say is i dunt kno
it belongs to you but others use it more:your Name
you can break it without touching it and its ur ?
ur promise
2006-07-06 15:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can you catch but not throw?(a cold)
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? (stamp)
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?(fire)
2006-07-06 03:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by DOMINO_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no such thing as a FUNNY riddle...please, prove me wrong.
2006-07-06 03:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok-
what's there to give out and happy to be taken?
10 points
2006-07-06 05:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off.
2006-07-06 03:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aguy walked into a bar, and said "ouch"
2006-07-06 03:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by candy no's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋