1 bicycles dont get pregnant
2 you can ride your bicycle any old time
3 bicycles dont have parents
4 bicycles dont whine unless something is really wrong
5 you can share your bicycle with your friends
6 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles youve ridden
7 when riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time
8 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles you have
9 bicycles dont care if you look at other bicycles
10 bicycles dont care if you buy bicycle magazine
11 if your bicycle goes flat you can fix it
12 you dont have to b jealous of the guy who works on the bicycle
13 if you say bad things to your bicycle you dont have to apologize before you ride it again
14 you can ride your bicycle the 1st time you meet it without having to take it to dinner see a movie or meet its mother
15 the only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmut
2006-07-06 02:32:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
reasons a bicycle isnt better than a woman:
You cant have sex with your bike.
It cant keep you warm at night.
its not soft and curvy.
You cant have sex with your bike.
Your bike will never make you dinner.
You cant ride two bikes at once.
You cant have sex with your bike.
bikes cannot support you as a starving artist.
You cannot repair a bike with chocolate and flowers.
You cant have sex with your bike.
Riding a bike has been proven to lead to problems with the family jewels ability to shine.
Even the nice sensitive guys have to pay a lot of money for a nice looking bike.
You cant have sex with your bike.
2006-07-06 02:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
16) A bicycle won't tell you that it has a headache when you want to ride it.
17) A bicycle will let you ride it again, even though you rode it twice today, already
18) If you leave your bicycle for a couple of days, it doesn't say "Where the (__) were you?
19) A bicycle doesn't want to be cuddled when you are finished riding it
20) A bicycle won't whine if you miss it's anniversary
21) A bicycle won't say, "You never take me anywhere."
22) A bicycle will never ask, "When I am gone, will you get another bike?"
23) A bicycle will never ask, "Does this make my seat look big?"
24) A bicycle will never ask you to re-evaluate your relationship with it.
2006-07-06 02:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But -
1. You can not ride more than one bicycle at a time
2. You can not take bicycle to the bathtub
3. You can ride but you can not kiss a bicycle
4. Bicycle would not give you head
5. Bicycles do not smile
6. Bicycles are all bones and nothing SOFT
7. Its risky to touch the bicycle wheels when you are riding
8. Bicycle will never cook for you.
9. A bicycle can be ridden one way only, backwards not possible
10. When you are not riding a bicycle needs a stand or support.
2006-07-06 02:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you think bicycles are better than women because you like riding bikes without the seat on. Quit dissing women funny guy!
2006-07-06 02:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by smokindoggy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll say another reason. We can sit at the back of a bicycle, but not back of a women
2006-07-06 03:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
15/15
2006-07-06 04:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Peter B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
16. Your bicycle doesn't have to wait till you are dressed up before deciding to start wearing make-up that takes 1hr to set!
2006-07-06 02:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If not working properly a bicycle can be got mended according to your taste but a woman can not be got mended according to ones taste.
2006-07-06 02:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by suchsi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, thats cute!compare us to a bicycle, very funny!
2006-07-06 02:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Amber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess the old saying is true: "A man without his bicycle is like a woman without her fish...!"
2006-07-06 03:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋