Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-06 01:41:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

A strange earthen house,
That brings nought but disdain.
And yet those who stay there,
Never do complain.

2006-07-06 01:38:46 · 19 answers · asked by The Chronicler 4

Silently he stalks me,
Running as I run,
Creeping as I creep,
Dressed in black,
he disappears at night,
Only to return with the sun.

2006-07-06 01:23:04 · 15 answers · asked by The Chronicler 4

There are 201(including king) people on an island. There are two huts on the island, that seperate the green and the blue eyed people. 100 green eyed stay in one hut, while the other 100 blue eyed stay in another. These people can not speak, or communicate (body language) with each other. They don't even know their eye color. One day, their king tells the blue eyed people that they have to leave the island by night. By morning, all the blue eyed people are gone. How is this possible?

2006-07-06 01:02:07 · 19 answers · asked by m11y. 5

2006-07-06 01:00:55 · 20 answers · asked by kevyn_uk 2

2006-07-06 01:00:16 · 20 answers · asked by kevyn_uk 2

2006-07-06 00:48:12 · 10 answers · asked by raverj5 1

2006-07-06 00:42:04 · 10 answers · asked by bagaruthalli 1

Think of a number (any may be single digit or multiple but except 0), Multiply it by 9. okay now whatever is the answer add all the digits of that answer & make the number 1 digit (suppose the ans. is 349 add 3+4+9= 16, again 1+6= 7) , Now subtract 3 from that single digit number. Now divide the no. by 2, lastly add 1 in that no. In the end,,,, think of an alphabet which comes at that number.....



Is it D?????

2006-07-06 00:41:26 · 9 answers · asked by Tanya S 3

2006-07-06 00:39:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-06 00:32:21 · 20 answers · asked by bagaruthalli 1

2006-07-06 00:27:54 · 9 answers · asked by bagaruthalli 1

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

2006-07-06 00:24:59 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is one river, in that river there are some flowers and some birds....

if birds sit in pairs on flowers, one flower remains
if birds sit in single on flowers, one bird remains

how many birds and flowers are there???

2006-07-05 23:26:16 · 12 answers · asked by dancingdoll 3

Think of a number with any number of digits (12345 for example) now change around the digits (32514). Subtract the smaller from the larger (32514-12345=20169). Now choose 1 non-zero number from the remaining digits (I choose 1). Remove the digit chosen from the number (2069). Mix this number up again (6902) and give it to me. Then come back in a few minutes and see if I can guess the number you chose.

2006-07-05 23:26:08 · 12 answers · asked by Eulercrosser 4

a man has a goat, a cheeter and a stack of grass. he has only one boat and wants to cross a river but cannot cross with all his luggage so how will he cross and still ensure that all his items are in ok

2006-07-05 23:19:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

geniuses?????????

2006-07-05 23:08:04 · 23 answers · asked by dancingdoll 3

THAT WAY IT WILL BE SHINY.. BUT UHMM... THE ONLY TEDIOUS THING IS SHINING IT.. GEEZ.. GIRLS..

2006-07-05 23:06:47 · 10 answers · asked by whatever_dude™ 1

then +20
- 8
+ 12
+ 10
- 3
- you origanal number!





















you get 31?

2006-07-05 22:42:11 · 16 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

2006-07-05 22:28:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

in your head spell silk do it 5 times real fast then say the word silk 5 times out loud!

silk

silk

silk

silk

scroll down




lil more




what do cows drink?








lol




did you say milk or water?

2006-07-05 22:22:30 · 23 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

During a long trip a man decided to rest for few hours and
they checked into a hotel and slept for few hours. While were leaving the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350. The man exploded, and said the bill was too high, asking to see the manager. The manager met them at the front desk and explained that the hotel has an olympic pool and a conference room and they were available for the couple's use.
"But we didn't use them!" the man complained.
The manager insisted that the room and pool were available for them, as well as tickets to several shows.
The man explained they didn't use any of those things, to which the manager replied,
"But you could have."
Finally, needing to get back on the road, the man wrote a check for $100.
The manager shouted "This is only for $100."
The man replied,
"That's right. I charged back you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't sleep with her!" the manager said.
The man smiled and said,
"Yeah, but she was here and you could have."

2006-07-05 22:16:24 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6

There was a man who sat on a hill all day long and said nothing. One day a boy came from the village and sat next to him. They sat in silence for two whole days before the boy looked up at him and said "Why are we here?" The man looked at him solemnly and said "We are here to see the sun rise and set."

So they sat all that day and they watched the sun rise and set. After the sun had sunk below the horizon, the boy said "So what do we do now?"
The old man looked at him and said....

2006-07-05 22:15:24 · 22 answers · asked by hooverhumper22 3

say fort 4 times






now say it 10 times fast







now spell it 20 times









now spell it backwards 6 times
















what do you eat soup with

2006-07-05 22:07:13 · 13 answers · asked by Brad 2

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

2006-07-05 22:01:16 · 21 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

Watch this video. I swear it will have you cracking up.
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2006-07-05 21:49:39 · 24 answers · asked by John A 1

How much is:

1 + 5?













3 + 3?














4 + 2?














5 + 1?














Repeat the number 6 in your head as fast as possible
for 15 seconds.














FAST!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!














Think, think...














You were thinking about a CARROT, weren't you!?!

2006-07-05 21:41:23 · 22 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

PLZ i WANT TO COLLECT 100 ANSWERS TO THIS QUESTIONS?

2006-07-05 21:38:07 · 61 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2

This test is weird. Test yourself, but remember - The most important thing
is to follow the instructions very carefully and not to scroll down too fast.
Now, count the following easy calculations in your head as quickly as
you can. It might help you if you say the answers aloud.
Follow the instructions one at a time and as fast as possible.



How much is:













2 + 2?













8 + 8?













16 + 16?













Fast! Think of a number between 12 and 5.













Ready? Don't change your original number!













Scroll down!

















The number you chose was 7

2006-07-05 21:32:12 · 25 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

a shop sell a pair of jeans at $50, you ask you mother for $25 and your father for another $50. you go to the shop and they give you $5 discount, you go back home and give your mother $1 back and your father a $1, so you owe your parents $24 each and you have $3 extra. now $24 + $24+$3= $51 how do you get the $1 extra?

2006-07-05 21:22:36 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5