"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Canadian brags, "and this morning she couldn't stop telling me how much she adored me."
"Last night I made love to my wife six times," the American replies, "and today she said she could never love another man."
The Jamaican man remains silent, and the Canadian smugly asks, "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," says the Jamaican man."Only once?" The American snorts arrogantly. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Rass man. Yuh nah stop!"
2006-07-06 03:58:42 · 20 answers · asked by naughty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahaah (cough cough choke choke drops on the keyboard twitching for 10 seconds)
2006-07-06 04:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walk in to a bar and dropping wet he look at the bar tender and say "give me the strongest drink you have the bar tender come back and say you had a thought day tell me bout it the guy said "OK"
Guy "I want to this girl home right and I love to her for bout half an hour that was great"
Tender "Will after that it must have been bad"
Guy “yeah just hear me out ok after that I heard a knock at the door and she tell me to hide cause her boyfriends here I look outside and see this massive guy standing there"
Tender "wow that doesn't sound good"
Guy " yeah I know well I try to hide in the close but the girl had to must close so I jumped out the window and was holding on the edge for 1 hour and my arm were killing me I was out that long because her and her boyfriend were having sex so I had to wait till they were done."
Tender “was that the worst part"
Guy “that’s not the worst part after that guy took off his condom thou it outside it landed on my shoulder and then he *** which landed my ear."
Tender "man that was bad."
Guy "No that's not even the worst part the guy I to take and pee and take a crap but the toilet was broken so he peed on my head and the crap landed on my coaler which I couldn't move cause I was holding on the edge."
Tender "So that smell was you I feel sorry for you had a hard day.”
Guy "No NO I haven't even got to the worst part after the guy close the window on my finger and kept trying to close it tell that girl told him that it didn't close."
Tender "man here a other on the house keep on."
Guy "Now this is was made it worst the worst I felt tried so I looked down and you know what I saw."
Tender "No what did you see."
Guy "I saw that the ground was only three feet under me."
Tender "Man that was bad I give you one more round and then you have to leave because your smell is loosening my entire consumer
2006-07-06 11:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mark C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahahahahaaa now that was funny. I've been waiting for a joke like that all day. U did good.
2006-07-06 11:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybady dun know seh jamaican's are the best when it comes on to sex, i should know i'm a JAMAICAN!!!!!
>>>even so i love ur joke and thanks for the compliment!!
2006-07-06 11:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i dont see how anyone doesn't get it but i guess they r a little slow
2006-07-06 11:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by 12345 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, good one. Never heard this one before.
2006-07-06 12:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that sounds like water cooler talk alright! good one too!
2006-07-06 11:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok..i smiled but didnt laugh:-)
2006-07-06 11:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i actually think thats cute.
2006-07-06 11:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either.
2006-07-06 11:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by dsd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋