Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-14 06:43:13 · 7 answers · asked by pompomgirl292 2

His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.

2006-07-14 06:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by LaLo 3

2006-07-14 06:39:46 · 27 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-07-14 06:39:18 · 17 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-07-14 06:38:17 · 9 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-07-14 06:37:51 · 29 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-07-14 06:11:56 · 17 answers · asked by keepitsafe2think 2

2006-07-14 06:08:42 · 16 answers · asked by cheyenne 1

My friend got pulled over for running a red light. When the cop asked why he ran it, my friend said, " I was going way to fast to slow down". OK, we had a laugh but he still got a ticket.

2006-07-14 05:50:13 · 32 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6

I will choose the funniest yo mama joke with the least bad words!!!

2006-07-14 05:47:46 · 17 answers · asked by 456Bikit 2

First one with the right answer gets best answer!

2006-07-14 05:47:16 · 4 answers · asked by Wild seed 4

wife tells husband that they are going celabete for a year husband agrees that night in bed husband was reading a book after a few minutes he puts his hand under the sheets wife say what are you doing were celebete i know he says im just wettting my fingers to turn the pages

2006-07-14 05:33:37 · 8 answers · asked by me4u769 1

2006-07-14 05:25:41 · 14 answers · asked by mike_caledonia 1

2006-07-14 05:21:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

3 sailors walk into a motel. The manager says that the room is $30 per night, so it comes out to $10 per sailor. They go up to their room and get settled in. The manager learns that they are serving our country and decides to give them a discount. He gives the bellboy $5 and tell him to go give it to the 3 sailors for being good patriots. The bellboy is a shady dude and figures he cant split $5 evenly between 3 people, so he keeps $2 for himself and gives each sailor $1 back. So essentially each sailor paid $9 right? Well $9 x 3 = $27, and the bellboy kept $2, and $27 + $2 is $29. What happened to the other dollar? I do not know the answer.

2006-07-14 05:17:30 · 18 answers · asked by whl04031998 2

http://www.winterrowd.com/lostdog/

2006-07-14 05:16:05 · 4 answers · asked by union_lonely_girl 3

Does anyone know any funny jokes?

2006-07-14 05:12:47 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah D 3

There are 3 words in the english language that end in GRY. Angry and Hungry are 2 of them. The 3rd we use everyday and everybody knows what it means. If you have listened carefully, I've already told you the answer.

2006-07-14 05:12:37 · 5 answers · asked by mk2weaver 1

2006-07-14 04:42:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

How should I handle that?

2006-07-14 04:26:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just read in the newspaper that in Europe the owner of a restaurant had to remove an artistic designed urinal, shaped like a mouth with red lips after a complaint of an American tourist.

(please no discussions about this article, or behaving like quests in another country, just look at the next question [I hope I formulated it careful enough so Yahoo will not remove it, I know kids are here as well], and remember it's posted in humor...)

IF I GIVE SH*T TO MY TOILET, WOULD YOU CONSIDER THAT A BAD THING?

2006-07-14 04:24:50 · 8 answers · asked by Greek Oracle 4

2006-07-14 04:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'll start: F*ck Shoes! Look at this guy with Shoes!!

2006-07-14 04:20:33 · 6 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

2006-07-14 04:20:21 · 16 answers · asked by shortgirl 3

2006-07-14 04:19:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-14 04:18:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ten points to the happiest person!! Cheers!! :)

2006-07-14 04:10:52 · 41 answers · asked by [[keetr//mary]] 3

1) How do you know who is a Jew in a group of people?

-you throw a quarter in the ground





2)When a blonde wears a "Im with stupid" shirt where is the arrow pointing?

-Up

2006-07-14 04:10:32 · 7 answers · asked by IA 2

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters.

She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,

'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!

2006-07-14 04:08:55 · 24 answers · asked by Kezia 2

2006-07-14 04:06:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous