What is your favorite DANE COOK one liner?

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I'll start: F*ck Shoes! Look at this guy with Shoes!!

2006-07-14 04:20:33 · 6 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

Why don't we turn out the lights and play a little game I like to call, "who's in my mouth?"

2006-07-14 05:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Eulercrosser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Who is Dane Cook?

2006-07-14 04:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

"I sprayed spot remover on my dog and he disappeared." That was a funny one

2006-07-14 14:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN IM DROWNING IN THE ABYSS!!!

2006-07-14 04:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by J-Far 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

"I wanted to be a rock star!"

2006-07-14 04:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by wild_orchid_1988 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

*muffled* mmmhmmm.

2006-07-14 04:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋