2006-07-14 06:39:18 · 17 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So you can see if your heart is strong enough to handle a visit from me.
2006-07-16 20:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's because he's got a God-Complex, Mojo.
My cardiologist is the same way. I once heard him singing softly to himself, "I've got her whole heart, in my hands....."
2006-07-14 08:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to inspire you to eat healthy... or find another cardiologist.
2006-07-14 06:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you drive a pacer? Is the proctologist located on the bottom level?
2006-07-14 11:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you make it to his office he knows you don't need a physical to determine baseline. That and protecting himself from all the old hypochondriacs out there.
2006-07-16 15:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see him drooling and rubbing his hands together greedily as you crawl through the office door, you know there's a sinister plan behind it all.
2006-07-14 15:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Inquisitive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your complaining, the Obstetrician has his office on the 12th floor.
2006-07-14 11:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I'd hate to hear where your Proctologist has an office.
2006-07-14 06:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gets better reception on your cell phone he got from his buddy at the hospital.
He has a heart on for you.
2006-07-16 06:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he figures he can get more out of ya if you have a heart attack on the way up than if you just come in for a silly check-up
:-)
2006-07-14 14:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋