I will choose the funniest yo mama joke with the least bad words!!!
2006-07-14 05:47:46 · 17 answers · asked by 456Bikit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's so fat, she saw a school bus driving down the road and she said, "Stop that twinkie!!!"
2006-07-14 05:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
2006-07-14 06:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by WTF !!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so old, she is one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
Yo mommas so big, they can see her from the space shuttle.
Yo mommas so fat, All you can eat restaurants close down when they see her coming.
Yo momma has so many kids, she just gives them numbers.
Yo momma is so wide, she can cause an eclipse by going outside.
Yo momma is so slow and big, they wrap her in toilet paper and send her down the street as a float.
Yo mommas so mean, pit bulls run from her.
Yo momma dresses so bad, Wal-mart asked her to leave for violating dress code.
2006-07-14 05:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon.
Yo mama's so dumb she can't spell I.Q.
Yo mama's so stupid she stayed up all night studying for a blood test.
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like Tic-Tacs.
2006-07-14 06:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she got in an elevator and thought it was a moble home!
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickle!
Yo momma so fat, her waist size it equator!
Yo momma so short, she stepped of the curb and committed suicide!
Yo momma so black, she shut her eyes and closed her mouth and gave you the beating of your life and all you could tell the cops was that the night kept hitting you!
2006-07-14 22:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tutty Frutty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so black that when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white gloves just to keep her from eating her fingers
actually there's a show for yo momma jokes. it's on mtv and it's called 'yo momma'. hmmm...pretty specific
2006-07-14 05:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by RicePop ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-14 17:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
2006-07-14 06:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 2 sons came up with these: " yo mama is so ugly, the tears run down the back of her head "....... AND.... "Why did the caterpillar cross the road?"............" It was stuck to the chicken."
(They are only 9)
2006-07-14 05:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
not one bad word in the entire sentence:-)
2006-07-14 05:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
2006-07-14 05:52:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋