Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-07 23:17:38 · 16 answers · asked by firefly 1

One day, three friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club."

One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.

Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute.....then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

2006-06-07 23:01:18 · 6 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

A nice husband is dying. On his last breath he said :"Dear wife, please burry me with all of our money, be a good girl and do as I said, ok honey?" His wife just nooded and cried.

At the cemetary, before the coffen goes under, she yeld:"Stop ! open the coffen, I need to say our last farewell". She opened the coffen, put something in it and close it.

Her close friend asked:" What are you doing?". She replied:" just burried all our money along with him". "Are you insane? you need it to go on living, are you serious?"

"Yes, yesterday I went to the bank to see how how much money we had. After that I write down a check for all the money and today I gave it to my husband to show him I am an obidient wife. If he needs anything, he can use the check and cash it out himself"

2006-06-07 22:53:12 · 6 answers · asked by nike 2

Are these words plural or singular: everyone, everybody, everything?

Who helped the slaves escape: Harriet Tubman or Harriet Beecher Stowe?

2006-06-07 22:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is he telling you the truth or is he liying?

2006-06-07 22:51:15 · 13 answers · asked by petros m 1

any good jokes u can get ten points so get in the draw to win them it is a bit of a challenge but a easy one it is the best joke corner to put in jokes and to read riddels and jokes so just have a look put a comment or to in answers put in jokes read out jokes put in riddels read out riddels so come in and have a shot of reading or sharing funny jokes scary jokes animal jokes happy jokes and them kind of riddels to put in and share and go in the draw to win ten points or read them to your friends and make them laugh

2006-06-07 22:42:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do you think the longest time is that a person is on this site? The longest for me was over two hours. Do you know the longest time that a person has played on this site at one time?

2006-06-07 22:32:15 · 4 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6

2006-06-07 22:23:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

2006-06-07 22:22:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young couple finished school and went to College, he in California, she in Boston. After a while he didn't call her as often as he used to, and after two weeks of silence she got a letter.
"Dear Sarah, the distance between us has changed things a lot. I've started seeing other girls over here, and so I think it would be better if we broke up completely. Please return the photo of mine that I gave you.
Love, Bill"
Sarah was deeply hurt.
She went to all of her friends and collected photos of their boyfriends, Ex-Boyfriends, brother, cousins - 47 in all.
She put them in an envelope, together with Bill's pic, and sent it to Bill.
"Dear Bill, I'm afraid I can't really remember what you look like. Please pick your photo and send me back the rest. Love, Sarah"
:)

2006-06-07 22:17:31 · 47 answers · asked by * 5

When I am in a grumpy mood people always tell me oh someone got up on the wrong side of the bed???? Well, which side is the good side of the bed? This way I will now know which side to always get up on.

2006-06-07 22:04:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who's there
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep

2006-06-07 22:01:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 21:47:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 21:40:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

there are 10 people standing in line.5 of each 10 are subtracted by two how many people are left

if you don`t know just put "I dont know"

2006-06-07 21:35:08 · 16 answers · asked by angi_35215 1

I want true stories that happened in real life. Settings could be in a hospital, school, at workplace, or just about anywhere. Tell me about it. The funniest story gets 10 points! Thanks.

2006-06-07 21:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 21:26:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 21:17:28 · 10 answers · asked by siva r 1

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?

2006-06-07 20:54:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.

According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.

Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.

"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that b*** j*b I was
promising you."

2006-06-07 20:53:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

why does eveyone thinks --
i m not grown up still,and want to learn more to lead life?

2006-06-07 20:48:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

what do u mean by @ss?
pls tell me,coz i m not always talking abt such things!=)

2006-06-07 20:36:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

*riddle question* give it a try...:)

2006-06-07 20:36:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Has anyone got a better version??

2006-06-07 20:24:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

If dogs ruled the earth!!! isnt that amazing!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-07 19:54:40 · 10 answers · asked by sb 2

2006-06-07 19:54:19 · 6 answers · asked by Som R 1

mike : will u please tell me the way to white house?
sam : sure! see,u go right,then left then right then left then right then left then right and then left! and u get the white house!

(so mike goes as instructed to him,and he finds the white house!
but after 1 month,he again forgets the way,so..)

mike : could u pls tell me the way to white house again?
sam : u still searching ?

2006-06-07 19:54:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 19:41:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 19:37:16 · 5 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

what if you travel back in time before your parents were born and kill your grandparents.then neither your parents nor you could have been born
then who killed your grandparents?

2006-06-07 19:20:27 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous