A nice husband is dying. On his last breath he said :"Dear wife, please burry me with all of our money, be a good girl and do as I said, ok honey?" His wife just nooded and cried.
At the cemetary, before the coffen goes under, she yeld:"Stop ! open the coffen, I need to say our last farewell". She opened the coffen, put something in it and close it.
Her close friend asked:" What are you doing?". She replied:" just burried all our money along with him". "Are you insane? you need it to go on living, are you serious?"
"Yes, yesterday I went to the bank to see how how much money we had. After that I write down a check for all the money and today I gave it to my husband to show him I am an obidient wife. If he needs anything, he can use the check and cash it out himself"
2006-06-07 22:53:12 · 6 answers · asked by nike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was actually a good one. thanx for making me smile.
2006-06-07 22:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This vas old but truly gold.
2006-06-08 06:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by the invinci 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one
2006-06-08 06:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but not best.
2006-06-08 07:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart women (what the hell would he need the money for anyway?)
2006-06-08 05:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks really funny!!!
2006-06-08 05:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by dohm84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋