Has anyone got a better version??
2006-06-07 20:24:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute, very cute!
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fu@k.
Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it, it's gone
Now everywhere that Mary goes
Time marches on
My personal fave:
Mary had a little lamb
Her father killed it dead
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two slices of bread
2006-06-07 20:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by brittanyprovidence 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Mary had a little lamb the midwife was surprised, she thought she'd have a little girl with bonny big blue eyes!
Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon and when they turned the power on its wool was turned to nylon!
2006-06-08 23:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Nemz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little pig,
It wouldn't stop grunting,
So she grabbed it by the tail,
And she kicked it's cun@ in.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
We always saw her with her lamb,
But we never saw her bare.
2014-12-20 11:44:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam, a little buttered toast a little potted roast, that's what Mary liked the most!
2006-06-08 16:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And everytime the lamb got out,
Her father tried to....
...Put it back in again! Dont be so rude people, her father isnt Welsh you know!
2006-06-09 05:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by Delgado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little bear
To which she was very kind
And everywhere that Mary went
You could see her bear behind!
2006-06-07 20:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by emeraldisle2222 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb. The midwife was surprised
2006-06-08 10:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,she also had a bear.
I did not see her little lamb.
But i wound like to see her bear.......
2006-06-07 22:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb its name was Wullie Reid
She took it up the Yorkshire Moor and blootered in its heid
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon and burnt out on re-entry
2006-06-08 09:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by David R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yer but it is not Mary had a little lamb.
Old mother hubbard went to the cubard to get Rover a bone when she bent over Rover gaver her a bone of his own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-07 20:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋