Knock Knock?

Very clean and innocent!!!!! I like it very much...Thank you for sharing that with us I needed a good chuckle today...

2006-06-08 10:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋

knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange u glad i didnt say banana!!!!

coolgurl

2006-06-08 07:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I have heard that one b4, there are much more,

knock,knock?
whos there?
noah
noah who?
noah good place to swim.

knock knock?
whos there?
boo
boo who?
please stop crying, I didnt mean to scare you.

knock knock?
whos there?
canoe
canoe who?
canoe come and play wit me

knock,knock?
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in, its cold outside.

knock knock?
whos there?
ya
ya who?
I didnt know that you were a cowboy.

2006-06-08 05:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson.
Emersom who?
Emersom pretty eyes you got!

2006-06-08 05:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ha ha that made me smile. Thats the fist clean joke I've giggled at in a long time!

2006-06-08 12:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Aurora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

beep beep

2006-06-08 05:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by MarinewithQuestion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary lee who?
Mary Lee we roll along.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware has my little dog gone?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Never.
Never who?
Never mind...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

Who's there?
U-8
U-8 who?
U-8 my lunch!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Costas.
Costas who?
Costas a fortune to get here.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I've seen you.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gail.
Gail who?
Gail of laughter!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you!

2006-06-08 05:16:43 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

knock knock
Who there?
chumba wumba bumpa humpa dumpa
What?
I wumba cumpa bumba humba yamba
Good, then go humpa yumba mumba(go hump yo mom)

CHILL DAWG!!!!!

2006-06-08 06:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by pasifika born n raised 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Who's there?
Wall clock
Wall clock who?
Wall clock..tick tock woof woof!
Woof woof tick tock!..lolmao! dang gettin' stuck up my head.! hate it!

2006-06-08 05:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

so dizzy 2day

2006-06-08 05:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by drinkie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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