2006-06-07 19:37:16 · 5 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush.
George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.
2006-06-07 19:38:12 · update #1
i love it haha best joke ever i swear haha check ya later ♥
2006-06-07 19:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
this is an old joke because i remember when it was clinton being thrown out the plane
2006-06-08 02:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by graywolph82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a pretty good joke, but no need to kiss a$s.
2006-06-08 02:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ....nice one GGB !!!
2006-06-08 02:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!...................................
2006-06-08 03:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋