Do you have any funny or amusing story to tell?

Question

I want true stories that happened in real life. Settings could be in a hospital, school, at workplace, or just about anywhere. Tell me about it. The funniest story gets 10 points! Thanks.

Answer 1

One time I was on Yahoo! Answers and this person asked a dumb question. I think I'm having de ja vu. I'll finish the story later, okay?

Answer 2

Once, my dog and my new puppy were playing, and my dog was getting tired, so he laid down. The puppy, on the other hand, picked up the stuffed toy they were playing with, walked to the dog, and set it on is back, then walked away. The dog suddenly slept after that!

Once, in Sorya, a mall in Cambodia, me, my older sister, and our bestfriend were just hanging out in the mall. We also HAD to take my other older sister's bestfriend's little sister, so there were four of us, okay?

M-me

C-my older sister

F-our best friend

K-little girl

So, anyway, M,C, and F were just looking at some stuff at a cosmetics store, then we realized that K wasn't with us. We all started looking around, then F looked to her left and spotted K going down an escalator alone. We all rushed to her, but we stopped halfway when we realized C was still holding a bottle of perfume, and she hadn't paid for it yet! Me and F went to get K while C went to put the perfume back(it's good no one saw her!).

M, C, and F were hanging out in the mall again one day, and we seemed to have bad luck, 'cause everytime we got on an escalator, it would stop, and when we left, it would continue moving!

M, C, and F had a sleepover at M and C's rooftop. We used a tent, and our mom brought an electric fan upstairs, so we wouldn't get hot(Yup, it's THAT hot in Cambodia). Well, C saw a red-looking star and started making up something about it being a comet and that it would crash on the Earth while we were sleeping. We were younger then, and M and F ran out of the tent screaming. When C started laughing, M and F picked up two bamboo sticks and headed for her jokingly. She ran out of the opposite side of the tent, quickly picked up another bamboo stick, then we pretended we were fighting(we were extrem anime fans that time)!

Well, my older sister(not C) was feeling hyper once, and was something in a store with a huge glass door. She didn't realized that there was glass, and she walked into it.

Answer 3

the day previous i became at domicile on my computing device at the same time as my cat whom I followed from the guard 2 months in the past climbed up my back mutually with his claws so as that he ought to sit down down on my shoulder to work out what i became doing. He sat there entranced by ability of the show. Then he desirous to climb onto my computing device for a more suitable desirable look. apparently he did not understand i could not see by him. He also likes to sit down down on the sting of the chair interior the front room and watch the fish in our fish tank. now and again he receives so mesmerized he falls off the chair. yet another ingredient he does that is not any longer fairly so humorous is interior the approach the evening if i'm slumbering and he needs interest, he bites me on the elbow. It freakin' hurts! yet he's so lovable i visit't stay mad at him.

Answer 4

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 5

it was about a month ago i was in my dorm room chatting online, i got hungry and decided to cook a hot pocket. so i made one and ate it. i was now thirsty so i go in the fridge and grab one of my milk cartons that have been sitting in there for 4 days. i open it and with out looking took a mouth full...i swallowed a little bit realizing i felt chunks in my mouth...i took a look at the carton only to find thick yellowish things floating in the milk i jumped up off my bed, dropped the carton in the trash can, and ran straight to the bathroom and spat it in the sink. i rinsed my mouth several times with Listerine trying to get rid of the taste in my mouth, after i was done i went back to my room threw all my milk in the trash and went back to chatting. my roommate was just sitting there as if nothing happened lol. i now shake my milk, smell it, and look inside it before i drink it just to make sure it never happens again. lol

Answer 6

we had just bought a car a couple of months before this happened. anyway, one day my husband was leaving for work and i was still in bed. he called my cell phone and woke me up freakin out that he couldn't get the car into gear. and he had been trying for twenty minutes and couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. he came into the house flipping out and screaming at everything. tossing things around, just being plain pissed off. I got out of bed and got dressed so that i could help him figure out what was wrong with the car. as i was walking out he called me again and said "i just wanted to let you know that i am such a dumb a$$. I asked him why, did he figure out what was wrong with the car and he said "I forgot to step on the brake when I was trying to put it into gear".

Answer 7

Dr. Filthy is right I guess.


--- LeeeN