Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-08 03:09:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

if marys father has 5 daughters
1-nano
2-nani
3-nunu
1-nmai
5-would b????

2006-06-08 03:02:15 · 13 answers · asked by rbuunyr 1

IF U OVER TAKE THE LAST PERSON WAT WOULD U B

2006-06-08 02:56:29 · 18 answers · asked by rbuunyr 1

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You`re going to meeta beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says."This is great!Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
"No" says the psychic,"in a Biology class."

2006-06-08 02:26:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

and then one of them had to urinate behind a tree. A poisonous snake was hiding in the bushes and bit his weeny. He fell to the ground in pain and his friend came running and said that he would go into town and bring back the doctor. So he goes but the doctor is in the middle of surgery and tells him to go back and suck the poison out of his friend's weeny. So he goes back to his friend who's dying on the ground and his friend asks him, "Where's the doctor?!!" And he replies, "He said you're a DEAD MAN!!!.

2006-06-08 02:23:23 · 12 answers · asked by tropicvibe 3

You’re staying in a house with a couple of old people who tell you where to sleep, when to eat, and are always saying “don’t touch anything.”

2006-06-08 02:20:42 · 17 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

I have cash.

2006-06-08 02:19:58 · 19 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

He goes from the 51st floor to the ground floor in the lift. When he wants to go back up he gets the lift to the 40th floor and walks the rest of the way. Why?

2006-06-08 02:01:54 · 21 answers · asked by loopy-lu21 2

first one to guess it gets 10pts! more than one answer doesnt count

2006-06-08 02:00:26 · 33 answers · asked by ReD SoX #1 3

It's brown and hairy and likes to eats nuts and acorns and it's whole body is glowing with green light and it is the size of the Empire State Building and it's coming this way! Some one tell me what is that thing!?!

2006-06-08 01:58:38 · 13 answers · asked by karl_0905 2

I enter into my LAPTOP !!!!!??

Any Idea ???

2006-06-08 01:57:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

" there are only three words in english language that end in "GRY"
. one is "angry" and the other is "hungry". everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for everyone uses them everyday. and if u listened to me carefully, iv given you the third word. What is it? _ _ _ gry

2006-06-08 01:46:09 · 6 answers · asked by chaotic_blakpearl 3

2006-06-08 01:36:37 · 8 answers · asked by Kevin 4

1. Benjamin Buford Blue

2. Bobby Boucher

3. Derek Furreal

4. Tony Montana

5. Mike Lowry

2006-06-08 01:34:53 · 6 answers · asked by ReD SoX #1 3

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

2006-06-08 01:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by sammy 3

I am red or yellow, pink or white

Skin like velvet heart that’s pure with light

I bring joy to many faces and sadness to many places

I am black when filled with sadness

Yet I rise above with gladness

I symbolize death or purity

And often I am bought for those in love


What am i?

2006-06-08 00:58:41 · 17 answers · asked by bongobaz 3

In front of you is two doors and you must go through one of them. One of the doors leads to life and the other door leads to death. Each door has a man guarding them. One of these men always tells the truth and the other one always tells lies. You dont know which door is which and you dont know which man is which or what door he is guarding. You are allowed to ask one question to one of the men, what do you ask? I will tell you the answer tomorow.

2006-06-08 00:54:00 · 19 answers · asked by karen 2

Then which chocolate were you when you were born and what chocolate have you evolved into? And would you eat yourself. :)

2006-06-08 00:49:29 · 8 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5

How many Kevin's are there in Slovenia.

2006-06-08 00:37:27 · 20 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7

Or do you know the answer..closest gets the points :-))

2006-06-08 00:34:35 · 9 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7

I'm just off to make one for me, would you like one to?

2006-06-08 00:20:44 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 00:10:20 · 6 answers · asked by John D 2

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped
off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the
company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom
business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought
the company outright. But, after signing on the doted line he realized that he
knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone
who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew
everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview,
Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman
answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."

Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first
guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about
me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears."

Merv again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young
man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to
be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but
went ahead and asked the young man the same question:

"Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man
answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an
incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's
pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no ears!"

2006-06-08 00:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by firefly 1

There vas a husband who vas a shopkeeper and vas on his DEADBED and he asked:
"My wife are u there?" De wife says,'' yes".
He asks ,"my children are u there?".De children said "yes father".
Then de father says angrily ,"u idiots, who's on de shop then".

2006-06-07 23:53:49 · 10 answers · asked by the invinci 1

only because i wanna make someone laugh for a long timeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-06-07 23:52:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it's the prize for a contest.

"You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do three things" says the bartender. "First, you have to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Second, there's a pit bull out back who has an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner's mother. She's 90 years old, and hasn't had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money's yours."

The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back. Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by whimpering sounds.

The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with scratches and bites. "That's two down!" he says. "Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"

2006-06-07 23:48:09 · 18 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a drink, when the bartender calls who ordered a drink, she raises her arm.

A man across the road saw all this hair under her arm and came over. He goes, I'll buy that ballerina a drink.

The bartender asks how do you know she's a ballerina? The man replies only a ballerina can lift her leg up that high...

2006-06-07 23:42:42 · 16 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

if i practice to flap my hands whole day for one month then i will be able to FLY ????

2006-06-07 23:40:57 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

post anything funny! a joke,one liners,funny comments ...... etc!
anything u wish! one which will make me laugh most will get 10 points!

2006-06-07 23:39:57 · 16 answers · asked by pinkfun 1

only 1 pls!

2006-06-07 23:18:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous