Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped
off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the
company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom
business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought
the company outright. But, after signing on the doted line he realized that he
knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone
who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew
everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview,
Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman
answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."
Merv got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first
guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about
me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears."
Merv again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young
man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to
be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but
went ahead and asked the young man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man
answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an
incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's
pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no ears!"
2006-06-08 00:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by firefly 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-08 00:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2006-06-08 00:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that woz gr8 very funny an cheers 4 da points he he.
2006-06-08 00:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol he prob ended up kicking him out as well
2006-06-08 01:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-08 05:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by maria p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-08 01:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by TRACEY T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-06-08 00:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.....
2006-06-08 00:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no ears!!! **** did you say? i **** hear you!
2006-06-08 01:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine...thats it.
2006-06-08 00:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by earthwaterfireairsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋