and then one of them had to urinate behind a tree. A poisonous snake was hiding in the bushes and bit his weeny. He fell to the ground in pain and his friend came running and said that he would go into town and bring back the doctor. So he goes but the doctor is in the middle of surgery and tells him to go back and suck the poison out of his friend's weeny. So he goes back to his friend who's dying on the ground and his friend asks him, "Where's the doctor?!!" And he replies, "He said you're a DEAD MAN!!!.
2006-06-08
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