A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it's the prize for a contest.
"You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do three things" says the bartender. "First, you have to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Second, there's a pit bull out back who has an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner's mother. She's 90 years old, and hasn't had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money's yours."
The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back. Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by whimpering sounds.
The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with scratches and bites. "That's two down!" he says. "Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"
2006-06-07 23:48:09 · 18 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks. Waiting 2 hours for the rental car counter to open in an airport and that one made my morning. Can I vote for best question?
2006-06-07 23:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by nick_1965 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell! I am gonna tell it to my friends! Oh by the way, here's one for you: An Irish man left a bar at 10pm! That's it! Get it? No Irish man ever leaves a bar before closing!!
2006-06-08 00:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one and I've never heard it before!
2006-06-08 02:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good to make peoples laugh, happy peoples around U
2006-06-07 23:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by adorableguy000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank's for the laugh...
2006-06-07 23:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...hahaha dat was a good joke....come up with more such jokes....
2006-06-07 23:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really cool.
2006-06-08 00:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by the invinci 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.......Lol
2006-06-08 01:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
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2006-06-08 01:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋