JOKE everyone...?

Question

After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.

According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.

Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.

"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that b*** j*b I was
promising you."

Answer 1

good one...Here's one....Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 2

Debbie Does Mike

Answer 3

Thats a good one Gal!!!!! NIce B Job there!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
And well, one good Joke deserves another.... So heres one for you!!

A woman's husband died. He had only $20,000 to his name. After everything was done at the funeral home and cemetery, she told her closest friend that there was no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he still had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral home cost $6,000. And of course, I made the obligatory donation to the church, so that was another $2,000. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,000 for the memorial stone? My Goodness, how big is it?"

Extending her left hand, the widow says, "Three carats."

Answer 4

She should just blow the ashes off the table on the floor and sweep them, I'm sure Mike would love tht....... Rotfl

Answer 5

Hilarious, I love it. Oh LilRomeo, stop watching TV and get a life. And FunPerson it's a bl0w j0b.

Answer 6

Good one. Didn't know where you were going with it, but great laugh at the end. Needed a good laugh today. Cheers.

Answer 7

Arab at US Immigration ,
Q: what's your name?
A: Abdul AL-mosab
Q: sex?
A:3 times a week
Q : No I mean male or female?
A :It doesn't matter sometimes even camel

Answer 8

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

Answer 9

lol. I am appreciating your jokes even more now, since your riddles drive me nuts >.<

Answer 10

hey u laughed i kw dat