A young couple finished school and went to College, he in California, she in Boston. After a while he didn't call her as often as he used to, and after two weeks of silence she got a letter.
"Dear Sarah, the distance between us has changed things a lot. I've started seeing other girls over here, and so I think it would be better if we broke up completely. Please return the photo of mine that I gave you.
Love, Bill"
Sarah was deeply hurt.
She went to all of her friends and collected photos of their boyfriends, Ex-Boyfriends, brother, cousins - 47 in all.
She put them in an envelope, together with Bill's pic, and sent it to Bill.
"Dear Bill, I'm afraid I can't really remember what you look like. Please pick your photo and send me back the rest. Love, Sarah"
:)
2006-06-07 22:17:31 · 47 answers · asked by * 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To which Bill replied, "Thank you for returning my photo. And warmest regards to rest of your customers."
2006-06-07 22:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-20 21:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nd Bill sent back his photo along with 47 pictures of women that he was seeing.
2006-06-21 06:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Spice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-06-17 17:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds like a M.A.S.H episode I saw a marine had the same problem his girlfriend was going to marry this guy who was rich and he did the same thing mailed her a bunch of photos of girls from the gang at 4077th.
2006-06-21 14:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had thought that one up in 1973
2006-06-15 15:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by raven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, only it was a boy in the Army, got a letter from his girl, gathered photos from the other G.I.s Thanks, I like this version...
2006-06-21 16:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-06-17 21:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Annajana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx i was in a terrible mood but when i read this it really brought a smile.....
"Surprise to me,
Thanx to you ;
I now make a wish,
That God bless you"....
2006-06-17 22:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Coral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is definitely the best blonde joke i have read so far on answers....
2006-06-20 10:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋