Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

2007-03-08 09:51:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the Word? If anyone can get me a reliable answer I'll automatically make yours the Best! HELP!

2007-03-08 09:50:04 · 6 answers · asked by Connor L 1

i haven't heard any good ones in a while...got any for me???

2007-03-08 09:45:23 · 9 answers · asked by krystalineMarie. 3

i was given this question in a world civilization class, and i couldn't figure out the answer to it. nothing is stronger than god, satan is more evil than pharoah...was all i could think of! and i'm sure there is only one answer to this question. any help on this would be greatly appreciated!...thanks!

2007-03-08 09:42:02 · 31 answers · asked by silvah 1

2007-03-08 09:41:06 · 23 answers · asked by Cookie_Monster_UK 5

In a plane crash, 29 people survived. Where were they buried?

What has a pouch but dosen't keep money in it?

When does varnish vanish?

What is last in a million, fifth in eternity, but not first in a decade?

GOOD LUCK

2007-03-08 09:39:21 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does anybody know any good short jokes???But they have to short nothing really long. Thanx

2007-03-08 09:29:00 · 15 answers · asked by mangomonster 1

people taste good... but i cant eat nebody... my parents threw me out of my house because i tried to eat them.... im going bak 2 skool in 1 week.... can i eat people at skool???

2007-03-08 09:27:48 · 17 answers · asked by fdhdf s 1

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2007-03-08 09:24:53 · 15 answers · asked by iluvmyself676 3

2007-03-08 09:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

so I asked my girlfriend for help. She fondled a little and in a few seconds there it was. What was it that I couldn't find? Let's see some good answers.

2007-03-08 09:13:45 · 10 answers · asked by voodoo man 2

Come on then all u Comedian wannabes lol tell me ur best joke ever?! the best 1 gets 10 points! :D

READY 3.....2.....1.......GO!

XxXx

2007-03-08 09:03:10 · 2 answers · asked by Pheebz 2

johnny gets a new riding train for his birthday, his friends are on the back. he drives into his brothers room. o.k. all you ****"s getting off, get off. all you ****"s getting on,get on, this train is moving out. johnny's brother says you better not let mom hear you talking like, she'll kick your ***.johnny says, oh **** her.he drives the train into the kitchen where his mother is cooking dinner. johnny says o.k. all you ****"s getting off, get off. all you ****"s getting on,get on, this train is moving out. johnnys mother takes off her apron, walks over to johnny and lays his *** out. little johnny picks himself up,dusts himself off and says and it's ****"s like you that make this train run late....star if you like, it's my favorite.

2007-03-08 08:58:27 · 8 answers · asked by cookie 5

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

2007-03-08 08:56:44 · 12 answers · asked by paulamathers 3

Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?

2007-03-08 08:54:40 · 5 answers · asked by paulamathers 3

What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts,

2007-03-08 08:53:24 · 13 answers · asked by andygames07 3

what is so fragile that when you say it's name, you break it?

2007-03-08 08:52:59 · 7 answers · asked by paulamathers 3

3P on a C with a MG

12P of R in the HB

2007-03-08 08:50:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don't feel like asking a question so I want everbody to answer this non-question with a question instead. The best question gets 10 points.

2007-03-08 08:50:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-08 08:48:11 · 4 answers · asked by Dita 2

This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?

2007-03-08 08:46:19 · 24 answers · asked by andygames07 3

i like to watch tv,
fly and dig,
eat everything even a fig,
do homework,
sing a tune,
even do a funny jig,
i eat whole planets in one bite,
death to all in my sight,
i love these riddles!
What am i?

2007-03-08 08:46:06 · 7 answers · asked by zmanzono 2

Are running down the street, away from a group of soldiers who are hot on their heels! After a while though they start to get tired. Just then the englishman sees asack laying at the side of the road. You two go on he says I'm going to try my luck hiding in here. So he climbs into the sack and they carry on running. The soldiers running down the street see the sack and kick it. The englishman says 'woof'. It's just a bag of puppies says the soldier and so they carry on down the road. Meantime the scot and the irish man have found another sack and the Scot decides that he's had enough of running, so into the sack he climbs. When the soldiers find it they kick it. Miaow says the Scot. Ahh, its just a bag of kittens says the soldier, and they carry on after the Irish man. Meantime he has found himself a sack to hide in. The soldiers come running up the road see the sack and kick it. 'Potatoes says the Irish man. Sorry that one is even worse, and I DO love the Irish!

2007-03-08 08:41:53 · 14 answers · asked by Lovely Witch 25 2

Ok, here goes!
Johnny Smith visited an island. There were 2 tribes living there. The east people always tell a lie. The west tells the truth.
Johnny saw a man passing him. He asked the tour guide to ask the guy where he lives. The guide returned with the answer: He lives in the west. Did the guide tell a truth or lie?

Can anyone help me?

2007-03-08 08:41:06 · 33 answers · asked by Aaron 1

It was 3 am, and a storm was raging outside.A man and his wife were asleep in bed.Suddenly someone began banging on the door, and ringing the bell. A voice called out drunkenly, Help me! I need a push!, Help me! I need a push!The wife woke up and said,The poor man! Go give him a push!The husband mumbled, He'll be fine in his car. Go back to sleep.The wife, went back to sleep, only to be awakened a few moments later, when the banging and ringing started again. And again the drunken voice called out: Help me! I need a push! Helllp mee! I need a push! The wife sat up and jabbed her husband in the side. Get up and help that man! The husband mumbled again, He will be fine if he gets in his car. The wife, upset, went back to sleep, only to be awakened a third time by the insistent banging and ringing. Again the voice called out, Help me! I need a push! The wife said, Get out there! The husband went outside, but saw no one. Where are you? he yelled. The voice slurred, On the swing!

2007-03-08 08:41:02 · 9 answers · asked by 1985 & going strong 5

I went to the woods and got it; I sat me down to look for it; and brought it home because I couldn't find it. What is it?

2007-03-08 08:39:01 · 13 answers · asked by andygames07 3

What is better for the environment: to flush the toliet paper or to throw the toliet paper in the trash? Just wondering a stupid question.

2007-03-08 08:35:39 · 55 answers · asked by brown_eyes_911 2

Used left or right, I get to travel, over cobblestone or gravel. Used up, I vie for sweet success, used down, I cause men great duress. What am I?

2007-03-08 08:35:37 · 25 answers · asked by andygames07 3

minute, hour, day, year?

2007-03-08 08:35:15 · 3 answers · asked by ]{ane 1

got some saddam t-shirts for sale ,they are a wee bit tight round the neck, but they hang well.....lol....

2007-03-08 08:31:10 · 9 answers · asked by eddee d 2