Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

I heard this on the radio this morning and i have four coins that ahs George Washington on it, it doeast say "in god we trust", its a different coin. Its gold too. Can u give me the link to show it and how we can sell it?

2007-03-08 10:39:19 · 13 answers · asked by glamourous_aspen 1

What's the main goal in a Jewish football game?

Get the quarter back.

2007-03-08 10:35:34 · 7 answers · asked by Commander 3

Once I am born, I dance until I die without feet.
If you take good care of me long enough, you will end up teaching me how to breathe without lungs.

What am I?

2007-03-08 10:35:00 · 12 answers · asked by Ms* Shae* 3

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? “Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."

2007-03-08 10:34:41 · 14 answers · asked by a_word_of_praise 2

There was a pond.
The pond was empty except for its water.
On the 1st day there was one lily pad.
On the 2nd day there were two lily pads.
On the 3rd day there were four lily pads.
On the 4th day there were eight lily pads.
Everyday the lily pads doubled.
It took 60 days to fill the pond with lily pads.
How many days did it take to half fill the pond with lily pads?

2007-03-08 10:34:14 · 16 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5

Last year I did this funnest thing to my mom and dad...

I got saran warp with some duck tape. The hall way going into my parents room I coved the entrance and since its clear they couldn’t see that it was there plus it was 9pm. So I went in the kitchen while I had my best friend record it from the other hall and yelled and dropped the pans on the floor. My dad and mom got worried and charged out of there room right in to the saran warp and the both fall back on the floor and I lost it laughing. After they relized what happened they thought that had too been the best April Fools so far...

I love playing jokes on people and my parents are always my geniepigs... =]

2007-03-08 10:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 5

What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

2007-03-08 10:27:55 · 27 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5

2007-03-08 10:27:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny???

cos u have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat

2007-03-08 10:27:46 · 23 answers · asked by rachel c 2

Tell me the next 2 letters in this sequence...
U need a clue... then ask

STNDRD

2007-03-08 10:27:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

the queue at the benefits office

2007-03-08 10:25:22 · 23 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5

please I need to know what to do...

2007-03-08 10:24:11 · 3 answers · asked by JoNoMo 1

It was a Sunday morning, and a young rich man was murdered
The police came and asked the maid, Did you murder him, she said no I was just checking the mail
so they asked the chef, the chef said no I was cooking
so they asked the butler, and the butler said no I was cleaning out the closets

who do you think murdered the young man?



The maid, because the mail doesnt come on sunday mornings

2007-03-08 10:23:20 · 10 answers · asked by kuklitsa 2

Joseoph wanted to nomanate Liz to be class president but
he was to shy to speak up, so finaly he turned to Rebacca and
said "do me a favor will you '
fill in blank using somthing from Geomatry

2007-03-08 10:20:57 · 2 answers · asked by Natasha 1

What do you call a van with five poofs in ?
The AIDS team

2007-03-08 10:19:20 · 9 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5

i need ideas to prank my little sister

2007-03-08 10:19:11 · 5 answers · asked by brandon r 1

2007-03-08 10:19:11 · 13 answers · asked by QPRfan 6

who is th doctor

2007-03-08 10:17:36 · 10 answers · asked by glassmom75 1

What do women and milk have in common?

You have to open the flaps to get to the good stuff

2007-03-08 10:16:24 · 14 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

2007-03-08 10:16:16 · 7 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5

what are some pranks i could do 2 my older brother?? and tell me some easy 1s that i can do pleaseessee

2007-03-08 10:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

a rocket for her birthday. She opened it and said "What do i want with a rocket?"
He replied " You wanted space, now fukc off"

2007-03-08 10:13:11 · 5 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5

Hint: It's in one of my answers but which one?

2007-03-08 10:12:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man went to his room and in his closet for his stash of treasures.
On the lock there are three rotational rows of numbers from 0-9
Unfortunately, the man couldn't remember what it was. How many combinations can he use to get the lock open?

Do you dare?

2007-03-08 10:12:28 · 22 answers · asked by Ms* Shae* 3

A dead epileptic

2007-03-08 10:10:13 · 21 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5

This is for you smart_joana

2007-03-08 10:08:21 · 7 answers · asked by lalalala:) 2

Aarrrrrrgh 2 d 2

2007-03-08 10:07:55 · 12 answers · asked by zim kid 1

2007-03-08 10:07:31 · 7 answers · asked by jason s 1

how many boys does it take to screw on a light balb



0 men don't know how thats how reatarded they are

2007-03-08 10:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by danielle d 2

How much does a pirate pay for his earings?

--a buckaneer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!

What do you call a pirate who skips school?

-- Captain Hooky!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!

2007-03-08 09:54:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous