A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? “Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-03-08 10:34:41 · 14 answers · asked by a_word_of_praise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aww...a virgin..lol funny.
2007-03-08 10:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I like how the priest didn't lie.
2007-03-08 11:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's ok I guess but I wasn't rolling over laughing sorry..
2007-03-08 10:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by SRe07 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Classsic.
.............I've just always wondered how truthful the priest really was!! LOL.
j/k
Have a great Sunday, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-10 15:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this joke is great!!! 9/10
2007-03-08 11:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, smart priest xD
2007-03-08 10:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by datopher64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny but cute
2007-03-08 15:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fair
2007-03-08 11:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it already it's still funny though.
2007-03-08 10:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by sikchux 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA YES THIS IS A GOOD JOCK...MUCH LUV, BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE
2007-03-08 10:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Miss you. // ♥ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋