What's the main goal in a Jewish football game?
Get the quarter back.
2007-03-08 10:35:34 · 7 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I actually groaned aloud
2007-03-08 10:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought he could skip church (allright, it has been told in different ways, but it works just the same:)
Herbie is driving in Manhattan. He's very late for an important meeting, he's looking for a parking place and, of course, can't find one. He's frantic.
In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says, "God, if you give me a parking place, I promise that I won't ever skip church to watch football again, I'll double my contribution in the offering and I'll volunteer to teach Sunday school for a year."
Suddenly, a parking space opens up just in front of him. Herbie gazes up to heaven and says,
"Never mind, I just found one."
2007-03-08 19:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but silly. 8/10.
2007-03-08 18:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10.
2007-03-09 02:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh... classic.
2007-03-08 19:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats so funny, you should be a comedian
2007-03-09 02:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL man that's good
2007-03-08 18:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋