How much does a pirate pay for his earings?
--a buckaneer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!
What do you call a pirate who skips school?
-- Captain Hooky!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!
2007-03-08 09:54:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a parrot joke to go with those!
What do you call a dead parrot?
>>a polygon
2007-03-08 10:16:25 · update #1
I have a parrot joke to go with those!
What do you call a dead parrot?
>>a polygon
2007-03-08 10:16:29 · update #2
This pirate walks into a bar with a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants.
The bartender says "Why you got that Captain's wheel crammed down the front of pants?"
The pirate says "Arr! I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
2007-03-08 10:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are pirates called pirates?
--cuz they aaaaaaargh!!!
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
Where is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Taaarrrrrget!
What's a pirate's favorite fruit/color?
An Arrrrange!
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
HOPE THESE ARE CHEESY ENOUGH!!!! visit piratejokes.net for more of them!
2007-03-08 10:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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How much does a pirate pay for his earings?
--a buckaneer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!
What do you call a pirate who skips school?
-- Captain Hooky!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!
2015-08-16 08:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What was the snail pirate called?
A: A snailor
Spongebob Squarepants really does help me.
2007-03-08 10:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrarrr arrr arrr!
That doesn't seem like much of a pirate laugh... :(
2007-03-08 10:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Soopspoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^^^ Got that joke from Spongebob
What did the parrot say when he got hsi first laptop.
Arrgh! Polly want a a hacker
2007-03-08 10:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a pirate's favorite store? TARRRRGet lol, sorry, can't do it. ARGHH!
2016-03-19 00:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Pretty good ones but silly. 8/10!
2007-03-08 11:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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well there aren't really ant without ARG!!! why didn't the boy get into the movie because it was rated AAARRRGG!! SRY...:P
2016-04-10 22:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the new pirate movie?
it was rated Arrrrrrrg!!
2007-03-08 10:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋