a rocket for her birthday. She opened it and said "What do i want with a rocket?"
He replied " You wanted space, now fukc off"
2007-03-08 10:13:11 · 5 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I might just try that one if I can pluck up enough courage. 9 / 10
2007-03-08 20:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloke got his wife a gravestone for her birthday... She kept her mouth shut until the following year when he got her nothing. She asked "how come you didn't get me a present?"
He replied "you haven't even used last year's present yet"...
2007-03-09 13:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a load of s**te, here's a better joke for you what does G.I.M.P stand for Gonorrhoea infested manky p*ick, thats for what you said to me the other day.
lots and lots of love
Pixie.xx
2007-03-10 17:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-03-10 12:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-12 12:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋