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how many boys does it take to screw on a light balb



0 men don't know how thats how reatarded they are

2007-03-08 10:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by danielle d 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

"Bitter, table for one!"

2007-03-08 10:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 2 0

I screw them IN buy myself. It takes a few friends over to screw them UP and only two of us to screw them ON, although I admit that hurts.

2007-03-08 10:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by Any Key! Push Me 7 · 0 0

Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?





A. You can unscrew a lightbulb.

BTW What's a light "balb", retard?

2007-03-08 10:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 2 0

Never put on a light bulb when the power is on!

And im sure you fashion geeks would even go to a hardware store.............

2007-03-08 10:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pancake Man 4 · 0 0

1 the same number it takes to mess up a lousy joke.

2007-03-08 18:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1 0

well for someone who s not a retard , you screw in a light bulb not on a light bulb

2007-03-08 10:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'll tell you where you can stick that light bulb... see that's bulb not balb, I can change one and spell.

2007-03-08 12:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

did some guy break up with u? lol jk. boys can be dum sometimes tho

2007-03-08 10:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by desigal 5 · 0 0

three, one to not read the directions, one to put it in (since he knows exactly what he is doing) and another to hold him (because they are too macho for a step stool)

2007-03-08 10:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by Shellular Kellular 6 · 1 1

Seeing as how you can't even spell "bulb" right, I'd say you have no right to tell this joke.

2007-03-08 10:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Amigurl 3 · 3 1

ha ha

2007-03-08 10:57:43 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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