Blonde Jokes??

Question

i haven't heard any good ones in a while...got any for me???

Answer 1

A bunch of blondes want to prove that they aren't dumb. So, they all get together in a stadium with a brunette to be tested. They choose one blonde out of the crowd to go forward and represent them.
The blonde is up in the front and the brunette asks the question, "Okay, what is 2+2?"
The blonde 'thinks' then answers, "3!"
The brunette replies, "I am sorry, but that is wrong!"
All the blondes in the stadium shout, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
So, the brunette is like, "okay...what is 3+1?"
The blonde replies, "5!"
Again the brunette says, "I am sorry but you are wrong."
And again the blondes in the stadium shout, "Giver Her Another Chance!"
So, the brunette is like, "This is the last time...what is 2+1?"
The blonde replies, "3!"
And before the brunette can respond, all the blondes in the stadium shout, "Give Her Another Chance!"

Answer 2

One day, a blonde called her boyfriend and said "will you come over and help me with this puzzle?"
Her boyfriend asked "What is it a picture of?"
"A tiger" she answered.
"OK. I'll be right over."
When he got to her house, he looked at the pieces. then he said "First, lets get a nice cup of tea. Then, we can sit down and put all the Frosted Flakes back into the box."

Answer 3

Brunette, Redhead & Blond took turns in front of the firing squad. Brunette goes first, ready, aim, she yells TORNADO and when they all duck for cover, she runs away. Redhead next, ready, aim, she yells HURRICANE and in the scramble for cover, escapes. Blonde is last, ready, aim and she yells FIRE!

Answer 4

one time there was a blonde who always wore headphones.she would never ever take them off,she even slept with them on.so eventually she got married.and one day her husband got sooo sick of her wearing them he ripped them off her head and she dropped dead.when the F.B.I came to investigate thay found her haedphones. when they listened to the tape it said "breath in ,breath out, breath in......"

ALSO

how do you kill a dumb blonde??
put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Answer 5

blonde brunette and redhead are playing hide and go seek. another girl is it so she counts, then goes looking and comes across a cow. well the brunette is hiding behind the cow so she goes "MOO!" so the girl that is it says "well i guess its just a cow- no one hiding" then she comes across a horse and the red head is hiding behind that so she goes "NEIGH!!!" so once again the girl thats it is like "well i guess its just a horse- no one hiding behind it". next she comes across a gig potato sack and the blonde is hiding behind it so the blonde sees her comming and goes "PPOOOTTAATTOOOES!!!"

Answer 6

A blonde waked into a bar,... ouch !

Answer 7

a blonde went to wallmart to buy a tv. she found a tv she liked and took it up to the cash register. "i'd like to buy this tv." she said.
"sorry ,we don't do business with blondes." said the cashier.

the next day the blonde came back, wearing a brown wig. she found the tv and took it up to the cash register. "i'd like to buy this tv." she said.
"sorry we don't do business with blondes." said the cashier.

the next day the blonde came back, wearing a red wig. she found the tv and took it up to the cash register. "i'd like to buy this tv." she said.
"sorry we don't do business with blondes." said the cashier.

the next day the blonde came back, wearing a black wig. she found the tv and took it up to the cash register. "i'd like to buy this tv." she said.
"sorry we don't do business with blondes." said the cashier.

"how'd you know?" said the blonde ,pulling off the wig. "everyday i come to buy this tv and nobody will sell it to me!"
the cashier replied:"that's not a tv, its a microwave."

i know its kinda lame but its the only one i could think of.

Answer 8

i once knew a blonde so dumb she could trip over a cordless telephone

Answer 9

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