Whats your best Joke?!?

Question

Come on then all u Comedian wannabes lol tell me ur best joke ever?! the best 1 gets 10 points! :D

READY 3.....2.....1.......GO!

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Answer 1

a man walks into a bar, he says "ouch".


2 men walk into a bar, you figured the second man would've ducked.


3 men walk into a bar, they all need stitches.

Answer 2

Little Johnny and his grandpa are fishing in his grandpa's boat one day,and little Johnny's grandpa pulls out stogie and lights it.Little Johnny sees it and says, "boy grandpa that sure looks good can I have a puff off of your stogie?."He looks at him and asks if his dick can touch his @ss?Little Johnny says no so his grandpa says," well then you can't have a puff off of my stogie".A little while later Little Johnny's grandpa pulls out a beer and takes a drink of it and Little Johnny says,"Boy Grandpa that sure looks good!","Can I have a drink of your beer?"To which he replies,"can your dick touch your @ss?".He says no and pouts a little,until he remembers his mom packed him a pb&J sandwich so he takes it out and takes a bite.Little Johnny's grandpa says "Boy that sure looks good,can I have a bite?" He asks his grandpa if his dick can touch his @ss,and he says," well yes, Little Johnny it can!"Little Johnny says, "Good,While you sit over there and fu@k yourself I 'll sit over here and enjoy my sandwich!"