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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2007-03-08 09:24:53 · 15 answers · asked by iluvmyself676 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Lol. Thanks for just making my day I mean that's just hilarious

2007-03-08 09:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 9/10. Bimbo!

2007-03-08 12:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I heard that before, not too bad 7/10.

2007-03-08 17:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

i like dat joke but i y do ppl always make jokes bout blondes?? i'm a blond nd i'm not dumb like those suka's in da jokes?

2007-03-08 09:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

i've heard this joke a thousand times and i always laugh

2007-03-08 09:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Debby 2 · 0 0

lol...i haven't heard a blonde joke in yrs...lol

2007-03-08 09:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is so cute and reminds me of how I can be this ditzy sometimes :)

2007-03-08 09:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny!!!

2007-03-08 12:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

very cute

2007-03-08 09:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Minnie Mouse♥ 4 · 0 0

AH HA HA OMG THATS JKS

2007-03-08 09:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I ain't gonna lie...... this made me laugh. Good one!

: )

2007-03-08 09:28:26 · answer #11 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0 0

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