Are running down the street, away from a group of soldiers who are hot on their heels! After a while though they start to get tired. Just then the englishman sees asack laying at the side of the road. You two go on he says I'm going to try my luck hiding in here. So he climbs into the sack and they carry on running. The soldiers running down the street see the sack and kick it. The englishman says 'woof'. It's just a bag of puppies says the soldier and so they carry on down the road. Meantime the scot and the irish man have found another sack and the Scot decides that he's had enough of running, so into the sack he climbs. When the soldiers find it they kick it. Miaow says the Scot. Ahh, its just a bag of kittens says the soldier, and they carry on after the Irish man. Meantime he has found himself a sack to hide in. The soldiers come running up the road see the sack and kick it. 'Potatoes says the Irish man. Sorry that one is even worse, and I DO love the Irish!
2007-03-08
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