Does anybody know any good short jokes???But they have to short nothing really long. Thanx
2007-03-08 09:29:00 · 15 answers · asked by mangomonster 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"
2007-03-08 09:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q : How Do You Drown A Blonde ?
A : Put A Scratch And Sniff Sticker At The Bottom Of The Pool
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Know It's Kinda of Weird and Not Really That Funny I Know !!!!!
2007-03-08 09:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by →|| ★вяєиdαи.★||← 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag...
What is hellen kellers dogs name?
uanghhunaghgh
What did hellen kellers parents do to her when she learned cuss words?
a)they made her wear oven mitts.
b)washed her hands out with soap.
What happened to Hellen Keller when she tried to read the stop sign?
She broke all her fingers...
How did hellen keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
a)move the furniture around.
b)put saran wrap on the toilet.
c)left the plunger in the toilet.
d)put her in a round room, and make her stay there until she can find the corner...
2007-03-08 09:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi smarty this isn't short yet humorous: 2 adult males at a bar were playing some beverages for the previous couple of hours and were rather lower than the impression of alcohol even as one among them notices a desirable lady sitting contained in the nook. One says to the different, "Jeez, i could truly favor to bounce with that lady." the different guy replies, "properly flow ahead and ask her, don't be a fowl $hit." So the guy strategies the beautiful lady and says, "Excuse me. could you be so type as to bounce with me?" Seeing the guy is thoroughly lower than the impression of alcohol the female says, "i'm sorry. as we talk i'm focusing on matrimony and that i could quite sit down than dance." So the guy humbly returns to his buddy. "So what did she say?" asks the buddy. The lower than the impression of alcohol replied, "She stated she's constipated on macaroni and could quite $hit in her pants."
2016-12-05 10:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy was in the pub tellin his mate about the arm and his parachute jump. he said they were up 30,000ft, 1 by 1 they jumped. It came two his turn, but he couldnt jump. Then this big fella pulled out his 12inch penis and said "Paddy, if you dont jump, I'll stick this up your ****!" Paddy's mate asked...."Well did you jump?" Paddy said "just a little when he first stuck it in"!
2007-03-08 09:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: "Can you paint my porch please?"
blonde: "Ok I'll charge $50."
50 minutes later
Man: "Done already"
Women: "Yep and by the way that's not a porch that's a Ferari."
2007-03-08 09:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. What did the policeman say to his chest?
A. You're under a vest.
2007-03-09 16:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did helen keller do when she fell down a well?
she screamed her hands off!
yes i know, im an ******. this joke isnt up to PC standards.
2007-03-08 09:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by someguyacrosstown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Where does Hitler keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies.
I love that joke and no one else seems to understand why.
2007-03-08 09:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde walked into a bar,.. OUCH !
2007-03-08 17:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋