It was 3 am, and a storm was raging outside.A man and his wife were asleep in bed.Suddenly someone began banging on the door, and ringing the bell. A voice called out drunkenly, Help me! I need a push!, Help me! I need a push!The wife woke up and said,The poor man! Go give him a push!The husband mumbled, He'll be fine in his car. Go back to sleep.The wife, went back to sleep, only to be awakened a few moments later, when the banging and ringing started again. And again the drunken voice called out: Help me! I need a push! Helllp mee! I need a push! The wife sat up and jabbed her husband in the side. Get up and help that man! The husband mumbled again, He will be fine if he gets in his car. The wife, upset, went back to sleep, only to be awakened a third time by the insistent banging and ringing. Again the voice called out, Help me! I need a push! The wife said, Get out there! The husband went outside, but saw no one. Where are you? he yelled. The voice slurred, On the swing!
2007-03-08 08:41:02 · 9 answers · asked by 1985 & going strong 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard it before. not funny. rather annoying, lame and stupid. i would go out and beat him up.
2007-03-08 08:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Funny!
2007-03-08 16:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
unexpected and cute 9/10
2007-03-09 00:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from the beginning of the joke i was trying to picture where the joke was going but i never predicted it. very funny!! 10/10 Thanks for the laugh!!! :)
2007-03-08 17:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's funny to me! I like it. LOL.
It's a Classic!
Have a great evening!
2007-03-08 17:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well i didnt see it earlier this week lol i thought it was funny!
2007-03-08 16:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by mlss_sls 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha that's funny i almost peed my pants.........okay so not that funny
2007-03-08 16:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by kittykitty9524 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wouldof been funny If I didn't already post this earlier this week...sorry
2007-03-08 16:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
(milk comes out of nose) Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-08 16:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋