Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

LOL this is just for fun...(and 10 pts.)

2007-02-04 04:45:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Im bored. Tell me a story, joke, or riddle.

2007-02-04 04:35:00 · 5 answers · asked by I-L3-KIT-TENS 2

2 irish couples decide to spice up there sex life and swap partners. after they have finished paddy says that was great i wonder how the girls got on?

2007-02-04 04:30:58 · 19 answers · asked by DAVID C 2

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up,and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees the little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says, "What the f--k was that all about?"

2007-02-04 04:29:39 · 11 answers · asked by steve 5

what was made and never used???????

2007-02-04 04:28:33 · 16 answers · asked by chaz 1

2 Docs on a Date.


At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it.

After the intimate session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew.

"Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."

Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"

Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing!"

2007-02-04 04:28:26 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3

Consider this phone conversation:

May I speak to the director?"
"Who's calling, please?"
"John Rominich."
"I beg your pardon, could you please spell your last name?"
"R as in Rome, O as in Oslo, M as in Madrid, I as in Innsbrook..."
"I as in what?"
"Innsbrook."
"Thanks, please go ahead."
"N as in Nome..."

This does not make sense. Why?

2007-02-04 04:23:21 · 6 answers · asked by jubilee1005 1

2007-02-04 04:20:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-04 04:10:56 · 3 answers · asked by rashid j 3

2007-02-04 03:56:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

add a bed subtract her knickers divide her legs enter ur soloution and hope she doesnt multyply !!!

2007-02-04 03:56:22 · 16 answers · asked by lisa b 1

It's big and smells funny..

2007-02-04 03:26:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Always find yourself doodling???


(I`ll post some jokes later).


Tink xxx

2007-02-04 03:23:32 · 30 answers · asked by Tink 5

2007-02-04 03:17:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am an english student and i have found a joke witch even my teacher coudn't understand the meaning, can you ?

A horse goes into a pub ,walks up to the bar,and asks for a pint of bear. the barman looks at the horse,leans over and says in a quiet voice 'why the long face?'

please explain the meaning in an easy way!!!!!!

2007-02-04 03:05:07 · 16 answers · asked by Sama 3

people think that jokes about lightbulbs are funny for example how many people does it take to change a lightbulb i mean its not excatly funny!

2007-02-04 02:59:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

2007-02-04 02:57:23 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3

Not sure if its common or asked before

In a bag there are 20 blue socks and 10 black socks how many socks will have to be removed to guarantee a pair?

2007-02-04 02:51:12 · 13 answers · asked by Psyco 1

Hayyy preety mama!

2007-02-04 02:47:13 · 6 answers · asked by Ms.J 2

i will award the best answer to the one who makes me laugh.....and they don't have to be something that really happend...make some thing up..just make me laugh !

2007-02-04 02:26:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-04 02:15:04 · 6 answers · asked by . . 2

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

2007-02-04 02:13:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mad Libs are paragraphs with words missing, where you can fill in the blanks to make a whole new sentence, they can be very funny

2007-02-04 02:05:23 · 9 answers · asked by xians_are_evil777 2

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

2007-02-04 02:04:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.

After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.

Just look at our cars.

There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.

This must be a sign from God!"

he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.

The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!

My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break.

Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune."

The priest nods in agreement.

The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to to

2007-02-04 01:58:11 · 10 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3

simple riddle:)

2007-02-04 01:49:16 · 41 answers · asked by wragster 3

Q: What do you call a scots cloakroom attendent??

A: Angus McCoatup

2007-02-04 01:47:00 · 17 answers · asked by dan T 3

I dont know why people dont like borat when he is so funny!! Its only a film and everyone was crying about it lol I think he is the funniest man on earth. Who wouldnt agree??

2007-02-04 01:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by jonnie g 1

2007-02-04 01:22:05 · 8 answers · asked by s_m_taheri 1

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

2007-02-04 01:13:55 · 15 answers · asked by ulma 1