An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-02-04 01:13:55 · 15 answers · asked by ulma 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Hope you hear the "canned" laughter.
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-04 01:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The joke is okay. But the reality of it . . . . the fact that some people actually have to steal for food gets me!
2007-02-04 01:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.....shame it wasn't the other way round and the husband was done for shopliftling.....ha ha
2007-02-04 01:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, sounds like something my husband would say, lol.
2007-02-04 01:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean joke. Good thing she didn't steal salt or sugar.
2007-02-04 01:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny..7/10
2007-02-04 01:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were the peas mushy?
2007-02-07 11:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm....that husband should be put in jail too...hahahaha
2007-02-04 06:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! (2 days later)i get it now....
2007-02-04 01:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by melt_the_fudge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2007-02-04 01:47:53 · answer #10 · answered by singledad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋