It's big and smells funny..
2007-02-04 03:26:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a malignant tumour
2007-02-04 03:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Razor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I'm a Face Doctor, and my best guess without seeing you face-to-lump would be that you have an infected pustule. There is really only one acceptable medical remedy for this embarassing situation. First, heat up a sewing needle, to sterilize it, then puncture the smelly lump, being careful not to go too deeply into your facial muscles. That would hurt like all get out. Remove the needle, then, using a pair of pliers (or vise-grips, whichever you have handy), gently grasp the lump, and start squeezing like there is no tomorrow. If you do this correctly, you should be able to drain about a quart of a thick, viscous, yellow-green gel. It should be the consistency of pudding, only slightly thinner. To test the viscosity, place a dab between your thumb and pinky finger and gently rub them together, then slowly separate them, while examining the thickness and shininess of the pus. If it has streaks of clear, runny liquid, as well as streaks of blood, this is good. If it is mostly greenish yellow and smells like sharp cheese, this is not good. Get to a hospital ASAP! And finally, if it tastes salty, this is good. If it tastes like rotten meat, you need serious medical attention. Please don't take this lightly! Facial lumps that are big and funny-smelling are a leading cause in total face replacement surgery in 8 out of 10 cases. Please follow my steps carefully, and may God be with you.
2007-02-04 04:18:58 · answer #2 · answered by Darrell G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I definitely have a lump on my cheek and that i went to the docs. they are going to freeze it and it will drop off. only dont concern approximately what human beings think of or say simply by fact i'm getting humorous seems whe I definitely have a epidermis tag on above my cheek. Dont be embarassed to work out your docs
2016-09-28 10:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When god asked if you wanted a nose you thought he said rose.
You replied yes I will have a big red one
2007-02-04 06:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by froggerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nose?
2007-02-04 03:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Araghorn S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a stillborn Siamese twin
2007-02-04 06:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by sipppihercoldsaursasaurus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were built upside down.
You're nose runs, and your feet smell.
2007-02-04 03:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who nose?
2007-02-04 03:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all in your head!
2007-02-04 04:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your nose
2007-02-04 03:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋