A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.
Just look at our cars.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.
This must be a sign from God!"
he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune."
The priest nods in agreement.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to to
2007-02-04 01:58:11 · 10 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.
The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?"
The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."
2007-02-04 02:00:46 · update #1
OMG! lol
2007-02-04 02:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 07:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! The rabbi is an evil stinker.
2007-02-04 02:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah !!! What a charming Rabbi...
Thank You for making me laugh PLUS belly shaking !!!
Aaron.
2007-02-04 02:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-04 03:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-02-04 02:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Melisa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it, you can even use God and Satan as the two main characters!
2007-02-04 02:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-02-04 02:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol DUI.
2007-02-04 02:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that NON-kosher joke.... LOL
2007-02-04 06:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋