LOL this is just for fun...(and 10 pts.)
2007-02-04 04:45:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, that when she smiles, cars prepare to STOP!!! lol! =)
2007-02-04 04:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Their All Relii Good Ones So Far,, Dont Think Im Gonna Be Getting The 10 Points,, But Think Of Me Plzz!!
Yo Mama Was So Fat She Had To Iron Her Underwear In The Driveway!!
Yo Mama Was So Stupid She Got Run Over By A Parked Car!!
Yo Mama Was So Fat When She Walked Past The TV I Missed A Whole TV Programme!!
LoL
Dudette xx
2007-02-04 13:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by {*} Dudette {*} 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma's SO hairy, she cornrowed her armpits... : P Or a longer one. I came to your house and I saw a piece of **** on the wall. I tried to put it away but your Momma asked not to touch the family portrait...))))))
2007-02-04 13:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Demo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You momma is so FAT that when she steps on the weighing machine, it says "to be continued"
2007-02-04 13:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mamma's so fat that she uses the 710 as a slip and slide ( use any large frwy in your area so it makes more sence )
2007-02-04 14:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat, she doesn't turn, she rotates.
2007-02-04 13:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋