2007-02-04 04:20:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't make love at the garden gate
love is blind but the neighbours aint
we tried it in the bathroom, we tried it on the floor
we tried it in the living room, we tried it near the door
we tried it on the landing, we tried it in the bath........................
what a funny place to try to take a photograph!
violets r blue
roses are red
get home early
i'll meet u in bed
u want triplets
i want twins
lets get in bed
and see who wins
2007-02-04 04:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I ran up the door,
I opened the stairs,
I said my pyjama's,
And put on my prayers,
I switched off my bed,
And got into the light,
....and all because you kissed me good night.
A Nice One:
On lonesome nights,
When friends are few,
I sit by the fire,
And think of you,
A lonely prayer,a silent tear,
If only I could have you here,
Of all the boys I've ever known,
And that is quite a few,
I've never fell for anyone the way I fell for you.
2007-02-04 14:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother..
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face..
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
2007-02-04 14:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Sambuca 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dearest darling Duckie,
Behind your ears are mucky
But never mind
'cos love is blind
My dearest darling Duckie!
Sorry best I can do at the moment.
Happy Valentines Day.
2007-02-04 14:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've never met anyone
as ugly as you
2007-02-04 12:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Violets are blue
Roses are red.
Well that's all the small talk
Let's go to bed
2007-02-04 12:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i kissed you in the dark last night
the effect was simply stnning
i kissed your nose by mistake
and the bloody thing was running
2007-02-04 12:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ok
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have smelly breath,
And your feet smell like poo.
2007-02-04 12:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by blisskissbabe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
i pulled out my gun!!!
if somebody dont tell me why tom cruse in the closet im'a shoot some one!!!
2007-02-04 12:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Cole 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is beautiful just like you
2007-02-04 12:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋