i will award the best answer to the one who makes me laugh.....and they don't have to be something that really happend...make some thing up..just make me laugh !
2007-02-04 02:26:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I was a teenager my parents were gone and I was masturbating in the living room to a porno and my grandma walked in the house without knocking she seen everything.
2007-02-04 02:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Rock'n'Rob♫ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Most embarassing story.... hmm let's see...
I was on a train going to Boston for a field trip, and I had a crush on this boy sitting a couple seats in front of my friends and I. When I went to the bathroom, they told me that they told this boy that I was a lesbian. I was really upset, so they told me to just go tell them that I'm not a lesbian. I went up to him and explained to him that I'm really not a lesbian (keep in mind these are the first words I ever said to him) and he asked me what I was talking about. I look back and allll of my friends are laughing, they never really told him anything. My face was beat red, and when I turned around and walked away, the cute boy told me that I should probably go to the bathroom. WOOHOOO, thank you for that time of the month.. NOT!
2007-02-04 10:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Manda * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the most, but the most recent. Leaving for work about a week ago after a particularly cold night our garden path leading to my car was totally frozen solid, yep I slipped, fell over and spiralled down the path for a few meters, I live close to a junior school and there was about 4 or 5 giggling schoolkids peering over the garden wall
2007-02-04 10:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Michael F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess this isn't really funny b/c i myself felt kinda sorry for her....last year i was on the high school basketball team (not this yr) and we had an away game so we didn't really have time for a bathroom break. noone had to go that badly anyway so when we got to the school we went straight to the gym where the basketball courts were. we warmed up for about 10 minutes...then sat down for a water break....when we stood up to practice a little more one of the girls (Annie let's say) didn't get up...she said she was fine and she'd get up in a sec so we went back to practicing...at about this time the other team came into the gym so we went back to sit down with Annie. we noticed she was sitting on the floor and there was a puddle surrounding her....some people noticed wat it was and started laughing...the other team peered over and noticed also....they were laughing and jeering so loudly and camille started crying (she'd peed herself)....we formed a circle around her and ran outside....the end
2007-02-04 11:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by Alia M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok it was recess you know the house things with slides goin down em and junk well funny story is im laughing already we were playing freeze tag and all exits were blocked by people trying to get away from the other austin in my classso i jumped out the window and hit the bench with my butox i broke it and everyone laughed conner wet his pants especially since i just ran off yelling IM OK funny thing is
i only broke the bench cause my shoe got stuck in the window
2007-02-04 11:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Austin(a.k.a lp #1 fan) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too embarressing, but kind of:
I got off work and was driving home and saw some guys from work playing basketball at the park. I waved and said hi but wasn't looking at the road and ran my car up over the curb and almost hit a tree.
2007-02-04 10:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by daizybethy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how your mom always says to wear clean underwear? Well I had expanded on that and told my bf to throw away old underwear with holes. Too bad he didn't listen. One day at work (he wears scrubs) an alzheimer's patient was trying to escape, so he took off running down the hall to retrieve them. Halfway down the hall, his scrub pants fell off, but in the best interest of the patient, he kept running, pants at ankles, and everyone saw his brightly colored, yet old and nasty briefs.
2007-02-04 10:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by citygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking with my mate...And these young three boys...where saying stuff about me and me mate..so i went up to them and goes...what do you think your doing you aint hard! Then not noticing..there was a big branch in front of me and i went flying over it.! Everyone there was laughing at me.! I felt so..embarassed because i was going have a go at them :S:S
2007-02-04 13:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I went to the Cine with my boyfriend and then I got out to go to the toilet he followed me and hugged me from the back then we started to kiss in the corridor and it was so …we were both extremely attracted to each other and then he pulled me in the girls toilet we locked the door and started some romance and then…
after 10 minutes someone knocked the door as if he was going to break it… we were really afraid and I opened the door the guards were waiting for us we were embarrassed and asked them to let us go but they didn’t want to listen then we asked for pardon like fools and told them that no one will ever know that it happened and that they let us go…they told us to run…so did we and they laughed at us when we were getting out of this **** of Cine…just like two fools running away…
2007-02-04 10:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by MAKZ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and a girl friend of mine went to the mall just because...... i somehow dragged her into going ice skating with me.. of course she claims she cant ice skate.... when we got in, she was trembling and scared... appearently, she really cant ice skate...... so i dragged her into the middle of the rink, and she just started screaming and laughing and screaming (i think she almost cried from laughing so hard)..... not the angry mad type of screaming but the laughing, embarrased type screaming..... her face turned so red.... and not only that.... everyone was watching... over 100 people..... then she just gave up... sat in the middle in the ice and waited for me to go get her..... i was a little embarrassed but she must of been so so embarrassed.. her face was so red......
2007-02-04 11:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋