Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

2006-12-26 14:08:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 14:06:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department, stating that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."


I don't get this joke, can someone tell me what the last line means?

2006-12-26 14:05:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
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Can you figure it out ?

2006-12-26 14:05:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

a) lick peanut butter of a hobo's foot.
b) cut off ur finger.
c) eat a possion spider.
what would u rather do, choose one.

2006-12-26 14:05:33 · 3 answers · asked by Countess Blavinskeya 2

i bet know 1 we get this 1

2006-12-26 13:56:11 · 13 answers · asked by hard_sk00l 1

What would you do if a guy in his boxers with a beer belly showed up at your door steps. And asked "Can i borrow some sugar?"

2006-12-26 13:51:52 · 22 answers · asked by odd_person 4

A man who lives in london gets on hes horse and rides to wales on friday, 2 days later he comes bak on friday HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

2006-12-26 13:48:06 · 15 answers · asked by hard_sk00l 1

2006-12-26 13:46:57 · 2 answers · asked by Jarod R 4

Can you figure out what number should come next in the sequence below?

1 4 10 22 46 94 ?

2006-12-26 13:42:35 · 13 answers · asked by Hi 1

Which of the five words below does not belong with the others?

ENTRAPMENT
ENTREPRENEUR
ENTERTAINMENT
ENTANGLEMENT
ENTICEMENT

2006-12-26 13:40:30 · 10 answers · asked by Hi 1

2006-12-26 13:39:39 · 4 answers · asked by Thomas 2

2006-12-26 13:37:26 · 31 answers · asked by hard_sk00l 1

2006-12-26 13:33:15 · 19 answers · asked by DON :-) 1

2006-12-26 13:30:35 · 7 answers · asked by DON :-) 1

answer the ridal and i will give you points

2006-12-26 13:30:32 · 19 answers · asked by hard_sk00l 1

Sadly on Christmas eve, three gentleman died. All three men were brought up to the pearly gates and were awaited by St Peter.
St Peter asked the first man "show me what you brought that symbolizes the birth of Jesus" then men went into his pockets and pulled out a lighter. St Peter looked at him odly and asked, "what does that symbolise??" the man replied, the "lighting of the candles" St Peter smiled and said "walk threw the gates"

St Peter then looks at the second man, asked him "what is it that you have brought up to symbolise the birth of our saviour?" The man then took out a set ok keys and started jingling them. St Peter then asked, "what is it that you are symbolising??" The man replied "Christmas bells" St Peter smiled and said come on threw the pearl gates.

St Peter then looked at the third man and asked the same question as the first two. The third man then takes out a pantyhose and said, they were carols .. funny ?? our supervisor just told us the joke :-)

2006-12-26 13:30:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I can't send it from my home town.

2006-12-26 13:17:52 · 4 answers · asked by Pat 1

and i dont kno the answer! thats y im asking u guys!!

2006-12-26 13:01:30 · 11 answers · asked by Sarah 5

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would get to the bottom first? The real answer after polls.

2006-12-26 12:45:46 · 5 answers · asked by stephaine215 1

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

2006-12-26 12:43:42 · 5 answers · asked by S L 3

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3 young men are in their local pub, having a quiet drink in the corner.

All of a sudden an old man, heavily stoned, stumbles in, manages to get himself to the bar, and buys a pint. he stands at the bar, swaying slowly, mumbling to himself.

His eyes scan slowly around the establishment, and eventually the drunkard spots the boys in the corner, still having a quiet drink, trying hard not to make eye contact. the man points straight at one of the young men, and yells:

"I F****D YOUR MUM!"

the young man he's yelling at looks up, shakes his head dismissively and ignores the old man.

"UP HER ***!!"

the young man, obviously annoyed now, almost gets up, but controls himself, and gets back to his drink.

"YOUR MUM GAVE ME GOOD H***!!!"

the guy, very aggravated this time, gets up, and walks up quickly to the old drunkard. he goes right up to him, and says firmly:

"Look Dad, you're drunk. go home now!

2006-12-26 12:42:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 12:31:14 · 19 answers · asked by blackishbeaver 1

2006-12-26 12:30:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

15 foxes each invite 4 foxes to a party. Those foxes invite 30 more foxes. They all love a party!

How many foxes?

2006-12-26 12:17:38 · 74 answers · asked by Carly 2

A man lives in a beachfront hotel in Myrtle Beach,SC. He enjoys surfing and skimboarding.
He lives in the penthouse of the hotel.(the 25th Floor)

Every day, when he goes down to eat lunch, he can ride the elevator all the way down and has no troubles.

However, when he comes home, he always has a problem. He can only ride the elevator to the 12th floor. Then, he has to take the stairs all the way up to his house.
He has filed several complaints with the management, but they are being stubborn.

He claims that only on rainy days can he ride the elevator all the way up to his floor.

The management replies to this with the following statement:
It isnt our fault that you _______________

fill in the blank, or answer how you see fit.




please note that the elevator keypad looks like this.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Elevator_buttons.jpg

2006-12-26 12:10:58 · 24 answers · asked by ahoyle6 2

2006-12-26 11:54:22 · 23 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6

first right answer 10 points

2006-12-26 11:51:00 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 11:48:19 · 25 answers · asked by audrey_halley2004 4

its a joke im puttin on somthing and i need answers

2006-12-26 11:45:29 · 13 answers · asked by doodle 1