Sadly on Christmas eve, three gentleman died. All three men were brought up to the pearly gates and were awaited by St Peter.
St Peter asked the first man "show me what you brought that symbolizes the birth of Jesus" then men went into his pockets and pulled out a lighter. St Peter looked at him odly and asked, "what does that symbolise??" the man replied, the "lighting of the candles" St Peter smiled and said "walk threw the gates"
St Peter then looks at the second man, asked him "what is it that you have brought up to symbolise the birth of our saviour?" The man then took out a set ok keys and started jingling them. St Peter then asked, "what is it that you are symbolising??" The man replied "Christmas bells" St Peter smiled and said come on threw the pearl gates.
St Peter then looked at the third man and asked the same question as the first two. The third man then takes out a pantyhose and said, they were carols .. funny ?? our supervisor just told us the joke :-)
2006-12-26 13:30:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol............. funny. vey timely too, since its christmas season ;)
i giv u 10/10 for that !!! poor carol, guess she has to buy a new one now. and i wonder wat he was doing when he died!!!
2006-12-26 13:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a story about how the angel ended up on top of the christmas tree: A few christmases ago, Christmas was a DISASTER. The elves wouldn't make the toys, the snowmen came alive...and then melted, and rudolph was sick, so santa was *mad*. An angel decided to pay santa a visit, but when he answered the door he wasn't very polite. He screamed "WHAT?!" the angel was intimidated, so she just left. As she was walking/flying around, she spotted the most beautiful christmas tree in the world. She thought that if she gave Santa the tree, he might be happier and actually smile. When she arrived at Santa's house with the tree, she knocked on his door. He opened the door, and he was still pretty mad, so again, he screamed, "WHAT DO YOU WANT???" The angel was scared, but she said, "I brought you a gift. Come outside and see what I've brought you." santa didn't have anything better to do, she he followed her outside and then he spotted the tree. "So what are you going to do with it, santa?" the angel asked. ........... and that's how the angel ended up on top of the christmas tree. :) It may take a while to get it, but I laughed so hard when i got it! you need a perverted mind though...^-^
2016-05-23 09:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a second to get, but its funny
2006-12-26 13:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my sister, just wait.
2006-12-26 13:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-12-26 14:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL good one!!
2006-12-26 13:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. thumbs up!!!
2006-12-26 14:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. good one
2006-12-26 13:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL // IT'S FUNNY.
2006-12-26 16:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!
2006-12-26 13:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by R M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋