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3 young men are in their local pub, having a quiet drink in the corner.
All of a sudden an old man, heavily stoned, stumbles in, manages to get himself to the bar, and buys a pint. he stands at the bar, swaying slowly, mumbling to himself.
His eyes scan slowly around the establishment, and eventually the drunkard spots the boys in the corner, still having a quiet drink, trying hard not to make eye contact. the man points straight at one of the young men, and yells:
"I F****D YOUR MUM!"
the young man he's yelling at looks up, shakes his head dismissively and ignores the old man.
"UP HER ***!!"
the young man, obviously annoyed now, almost gets up, but controls himself, and gets back to his drink.
"YOUR MUM GAVE ME GOOD H***!!!"
the guy, very aggravated this time, gets up, and walks up quickly to the old drunkard. he goes right up to him, and says firmly:
"Look Dad, you're drunk. go home now!
2006-12-26 12:42:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Having read that again, I agree with you all. It's a bit too extreme
2006-12-26 14:21:13 · update #1
made me laugh! 10!!!
2006-12-26 12:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-12-26 12:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-12-26 12:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Sergey K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-12-26 12:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-12-26 12:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-12-26 12:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-12-26 12:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-26 21:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call it a 3-4. It got one of those grimace laughs, as it was a little funny but a lot pathetic because I seen people who act like that.
2006-12-26 12:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10 does not do u justice for this one i will give u a 1000 and a thumbs up to go along with it.
hahaha lmao.
2006-12-26 13:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A "3" bcs I guessed the punchline after "... MUM" and it went on too long after that. A bit rude even with the editing.
2006-12-26 13:39:20 · answer #11 · answered by Rachel F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋