Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

2006-12-26 08:41:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 08:41:09 · 22 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6

The part that says "Printed on high quality art paper in light fast inks"

2006-12-26 08:35:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 08:24:38 · 11 answers · asked by glacier 4

is this good, i don't really think it is:
two IDENTICAL men go into a pub and order 2 IDENTICLE drinks, apart from one difference.
as they drink the drinks, one dies emidiatly, but the other dies 10 minutes later.
there was nothing wrong with the men, so how did they die, why did they die at different times, and what was the difference about the drink?
i don't know if i told it right 'coz i don't remember it, so it might not work!

2006-12-26 08:24:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 08:22:52 · 14 answers · asked by beckyw2013 1

2006-12-26 08:14:25 · 18 answers · asked by Cathal M 2

why is it called menopause----- ?
your not really pausing anything.....



it more like menostop.

Justin

2006-12-26 08:14:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 08:11:41 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 08:01:19 · 13 answers · asked by sassyone_36 1

2006-12-26 07:59:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-26 07:41:02 · 14 answers · asked by jazz 2

if quiz is quizical.....whats a test

2006-12-26 07:35:11 · 8 answers · asked by Guitr Playrrr 2

a man walks into a bar with a dog the barman says u cant come in here so the guy says but its a guide dog so the barman says oh im sorry and the guy goes and sits in the corner, 10 mins later another guy walks in to the pub with a dog so the guy sitting in the corner says to him tell the barman that the dog is ur guide dog,so he goes up to the bar and the barman says u cant bring dogs into this pub so the guy tells him that its his guide dog the barman says u cant have a chuwawa as a guide dog the guy says damn is that wat they gave me !!!

2006-12-26 07:34:54 · 11 answers · asked by jamie small 2

Three pigs go to a restraunt to eat. The first pig orders and say "I'll have the salad". The second pig orders and says "I'll have the salad also". The third pig orders and says "I'll have a glass of water". So the pigs finish there salads and the waiter asks them "can I get you anything else?" So the first pig orders a steak dinner, the second pig orders a burger, and the third pig orders a glass of water. So the pigs finish there meal and the waiter asks if they would like dessert. The first pig says 'I'll have the cherry pie", the second pig says 'I'll have the chocolate ice cream" and the third pig orders a glass of water. So they all eat their desserts.
The waiter comes back with the check and asked the third pig "Why did you only order water?" And the pig says "So I can go wee wee wee all the way home".

2006-12-26 07:34:04 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make a sound?
(i dont know the answer)

2006-12-26 07:29:03 · 13 answers · asked by superman50196 2

2006-12-26 07:24:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

i am trying to play a practical joke on a co-worker and he says i ask too many questions and i was going to leave some post its with questions on them around his office. :)

2006-12-26 07:23:45 · 26 answers · asked by littlesexygoddess 1

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark.''
And in a flash of lightning He delivered the specifications for an Ark.

''Okay," said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints.

''Six months, and it starts to rain,'' thundered the Lord. ''You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time.''

And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark.

''Noah," shouted the Lord, "where is my Ark?'' A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.

''Lord, please forgive me," begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems. First I had to get a building permit for the A

2006-12-26 07:23:38 · 15 answers · asked by caseyagain 2

2006-12-26 07:22:27 · 7 answers · asked by RED WHITE AND BLUE 4

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says


"What is this - some kind of bloody joke?"

2006-12-26 07:22:23 · 10 answers · asked by Turkey Man 2

A teacher asks her students, "What does your father do for a living?" And one of them says, "He plays a piano in a whorehouse." The next day the teacher goes over to ask the father about that and he says, "I'm actually a corporate attorney, but you can't tell THAT to an 8 year-old."

2006-12-26 07:21:32 · 8 answers · asked by bkendalsven 2

maroof or just plain stupid naz!

2006-12-26 07:16:35 · 17 answers · asked by shygirl 2

get rid of his unwanted hares

2006-12-26 07:05:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

a man walks in a bar with his horse, the bartender says to the horse why the long face. lol lol

2006-12-26 06:51:51 · 18 answers · asked by SunnyDays 1

whats round on the end and hi in the middle???















OHIO

LOL

2006-12-26 06:51:47 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2

wow tihs is aamizng how am i radenig tihs wlel i wlil tlel you it dseont mtater aubot how the isinde of a wrod is seplt as lnog as the frsit and lsat leettr are weher tehy are suoppesd to be it turly is aamizng

2006-12-26 06:51:07 · 25 answers · asked by anonymous 1

Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of

these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money

amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "im worth $78" or something like that.



Smoked pot-- $10

Got drunk, passed and dont remember the night before-- $20

Went skinny dipping-- $5

Had sex in a pool-- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex $20

Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10

Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close

friend--$20

done oral-- $5

got oral-- $5

done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25

prank called the cops-- $5

Stole something-- $10

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 nd you are over 27--$25

Cried yourself to sleep-- $5

Cried during sex--$20

2006-12-26 06:50:30 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3

A man is standing on a train platform waiting for the train that will take him through to where his job interview is.
The man is extremely nervous, and keeps biting his nails, when for no apparent reason he craps himself.

The man begins to panic, as he realises the train is going to arrive in 10 minutes, and his eyes desperately search for a solution. He spots a clothes store. He squelches his way over to it. He asks the man at the till for some trousers, size 34, quickly. The man hands them over as he hears the train arriving.

The man goes into the toilet as soon as he gets on the train, and locks the door. He takes his trousers off and cleans himself up. He pokes the trousers out of the window, finishes cleaning himself up and opens the bag.

The man stared in horror at the item of clothing in the bag.

It was a jacket.

2006-12-26 06:46:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 vacancy 3 applicants.. Send in the first applicant Miss Jones. Now Mr Smith, I want you to sing a song about a dog, err "how much is that doggie in the window" yes good says the manager. Miss Jones send in number 2. Now Mr Smith, sing me a song about a dog. Errr "you ai'nt nothing but a hound dog" Yes, that was good. Miss Jones send in No 3. Now Mr Black, sing me a song about a dog. Mr Black starts to sing, "Strangers in the night," whooa says the manager, thats not a song about a dog. Let me finish says Mr Black, "Scoobie doo be doo"

2006-12-26 06:31:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous