Three pigs go to a restraunt to eat. The first pig orders and say "I'll have the salad". The second pig orders and says "I'll have the salad also". The third pig orders and says "I'll have a glass of water". So the pigs finish there salads and the waiter asks them "can I get you anything else?" So the first pig orders a steak dinner, the second pig orders a burger, and the third pig orders a glass of water. So the pigs finish there meal and the waiter asks if they would like dessert. The first pig says 'I'll have the cherry pie", the second pig says 'I'll have the chocolate ice cream" and the third pig orders a glass of water. So they all eat their desserts.
The waiter comes back with the check and asked the third pig "Why did you only order water?" And the pig says "So I can go wee wee wee all the way home".
2006-12-26 07:34:04 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a cute children's joke.
2006-12-26 07:47:10 · update #1
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2006-12-26 07:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost went wee wee here to funny
2006-12-26 15:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL not really that funny but still made me laugh
2006-12-26 15:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny i laughing in the inside
2006-12-26 15:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by mattie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute ! LOL
2006-12-26 15:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Missy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats wicked cute lol :>)
2006-12-26 16:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-26 15:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow....hahaha funny :/
2006-12-26 15:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by superfly41691 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha very funny, but weird. But i don't care. nice joke, it is kinda childish but funny. thanks for the laugh
2006-12-26 15:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's okay
2006-12-26 16:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋