a man walks into a bar with a dog the barman says u cant come in here so the guy says but its a guide dog so the barman says oh im sorry and the guy goes and sits in the corner, 10 mins later another guy walks in to the pub with a dog so the guy sitting in the corner says to him tell the barman that the dog is ur guide dog,so he goes up to the bar and the barman says u cant bring dogs into this pub so the guy tells him that its his guide dog the barman says u cant have a chuwawa as a guide dog the guy says damn is that wat they gave me !!!
2006-12-26 07:34:54 · 11 answers · asked by jamie small 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats funny!!!!!!!
2006-12-26 07:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deja vu?
Dog in pub!?
A man is walking his dog and wants a drink at a pub. He decides to pretend to be blind with a guide dog. So he puts on some dark glasses and when landlord says can't bring that dog in here, man claims it is a guide dog. Landlord says "They are usually a labradore or alsation." "Oh?" says the man "What have they given me?" He asks feeling around.
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2006-12-26 15:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny but silly! 7/10.
2006-12-26 17:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, a lame one.
2006-12-26 17:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Different - but offensive!@~
2006-12-26 15:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-29 07:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-12-26 15:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Col 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but lame.
2006-12-26 16:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by bobtaf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so much
2006-12-26 16:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-26 18:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by player_862 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋