i am trying to play a practical joke on a co-worker and he says i ask too many questions and i was going to leave some post its with questions on them around his office. :)
2006-12-26 07:23:45 · 26 answers · asked by littlesexygoddess 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where do babies come from?
What time is it in London when the stripper in France dances for the King of Spain?
2006-12-26 07:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had this happen to me, make up fake movies passes.
It said right on the movies passes
Put how about tonight?
Love/ From a married co-worker
I knew who put those movies passes in my jacket pocket
Another Prank you can plays is give him a message to phone:
Myra Maines
The phone number you can record is the funeral home's number. this joke has been around for awhile, he actually phoning his remains
You can ask your co-worker he has ever been "Scwered, lewd and tatooed." another thing you can say is: anyone giving you a ride ever ask to pay in "Gas, Cash or *** noone rides free?" I rode in this truck that had a sticker in the dashboard one time.
2006-12-26 07:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by Emily L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once had a little boy I baby sat ask me if I had boobs. Now THAT would be a funny thing to post
"do you have boobs?"
or
Have your scissors run out of gas
or
what day is tuesday?
or
do babies come from china
or
what is your pet peeve
or
do my questions annoy you
or
what is the capital of Malaysia
or
what is the capital of the world
or
how do mermaids go to the bathroom
or
do mermaids wear an algebra?
2006-12-26 07:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was offered £10,000 to have sex with a guy that had a crush on me at University. I'm pretty sure he had the money but I wasn't for sale.
2006-12-26 07:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by patti_felz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was in a waffle house with some friends and this 35 yr old lady turned around and asked me if i wanted to go home with her that night....didn't know her at all haha
2006-12-26 07:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would have to be when I was 15 and a guy walked up to me and said... oooh you have some pretty lips do you suck **** I was horrified, I was only 15 and wasn't doing that.
2006-12-26 07:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Alicia S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
don;t be grossed out but some boy just went upto me and asked have you started growing hair in ur butthole yet?
2006-12-26 07:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Was the Loony Bin your last home!! I kicked him when he said that!
2006-12-26 07:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by lotr122892 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are they real? (yes, by the way)
When was the last time you got laid?
Do you like puppies?
2006-12-26 07:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by feistycharley 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Will you pee on me?" during stand up sex in the shower!
I had no clue how to answer, still don't ~ She scares the living beJezus out of me!!!
2006-12-26 07:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by 1 + 1 = 10 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋