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A man lives in a beachfront hotel in Myrtle Beach,SC. He enjoys surfing and skimboarding.
He lives in the penthouse of the hotel.(the 25th Floor)

Every day, when he goes down to eat lunch, he can ride the elevator all the way down and has no troubles.

However, when he comes home, he always has a problem. He can only ride the elevator to the 12th floor. Then, he has to take the stairs all the way up to his house.
He has filed several complaints with the management, but they are being stubborn.

He claims that only on rainy days can he ride the elevator all the way up to his floor.

The management replies to this with the following statement:
It isnt our fault that you _______________

fill in the blank, or answer how you see fit.




please note that the elevator keypad looks like this.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Elevator_buttons.jpg

2006-12-26 12:10:58 · 24 answers · asked by ahoyle6 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

"are short" He can only reach buttons 10, 11 and 12 when he does not have his umbrella to press buttons

2006-12-26 12:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by reneeeb 2 · 3 0

Theres $25 left in the till finally. The bellboy has $5. After he supplies away $3, he has $2 left. That leaves $27 with till finally, plus tip. the boys have $3 money returned. $27 + $3 = $30. no longer something lost.

2016-10-28 10:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by atalanta 4 · 0 0

Live on the 25th floor.

2006-12-26 12:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by stephaine215 1 · 1 0

"it isn't our fault that you ' are stubborn. All you need is something to push the buttons with"

So why doesn't he take the umbrella with him every day? Or a cane?
Being short is no excuse.

2006-12-26 12:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 1

...are short. when it's rainy, you use the umbrella to push the buttons higher than 12.

have a nice day! =)

2006-12-26 12:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

are very short and only have your umbrella to press higher buttons on rainy days. :)

2006-12-26 12:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 1 0

'You didn't take your key to the elevator which gos all the way to the penthouse'

2006-12-26 13:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

......you are too short too reach the button and on rainy days he has an umbrella

2006-12-26 12:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by andy w 1 · 1 0

r too short

2006-12-26 21:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

live in the 12th floor

2006-12-26 12:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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