A man lives in a beachfront hotel in Myrtle Beach,SC. He enjoys surfing and skimboarding.
He lives in the penthouse of the hotel.(the 25th Floor)
Every day, when he goes down to eat lunch, he can ride the elevator all the way down and has no troubles.
However, when he comes home, he always has a problem. He can only ride the elevator to the 12th floor. Then, he has to take the stairs all the way up to his house.
He has filed several complaints with the management, but they are being stubborn.
He claims that only on rainy days can he ride the elevator all the way up to his floor.
The management replies to this with the following statement:
It isnt our fault that you _______________
fill in the blank, or answer how you see fit.
please note that the elevator keypad looks like this.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Elevator_buttons.jpg
2006-12-26
12:10:58
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