YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department, stating that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
I don't get this joke, can someone tell me what the last line means?
2006-12-26 14:05:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaaahaa now I get it
Thanks a lot guys :-)
2006-12-26 14:16:55 · update #1
*slaps* to my forehead as usual :-D
2006-12-26 14:19:44 · update #2
He is a midget so he is short which means he isn't near her head, he is closer to down yonder.
2006-12-26 14:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tyler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There aren't many places a woman has significant amount of hair. So besides the hair on her head, and being as her co-worker is a midget and probably half her size....the joke would be reffering to her lower region of hair.
2006-12-26 22:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keith just aint smelling her HEAD hair but down there hair
2006-12-26 22:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Keith, the midget is sniffing her hair, it sure as hell isn't the hair on her head...
2006-12-26 22:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its not the hair on her head what other area of hair could if be...The guy is a midget, and the woman is not... So if physically cannot smell the hair on her head, what other area of her body could he smell..........lol...
2006-12-26 22:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by D.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello!!! If the co-worker is a midget he is obviously not sniffing the hair in her head.
Aim lower!!!
2006-12-26 22:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Read all your funny answers, but what if she has a brazilian happening, then what?
Just thinking outside the square :)
2006-12-26 23:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Keith is only about waist high......
2006-12-26 22:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by donnabellekc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u hve put some gel
2006-12-28 03:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
euuwww!! it's the hair...down there...
dude, that's such a creepy joke!!
2006-12-26 22:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋